Have you seen our bank statement? Can this be right? I know.
God, I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with Double Stuf Oreos.
- What happened to all of our money? - I'm not sure exactly what they did but I'm inclined to blame Enron.
With you doing the internship, we're spending more than we're bringing in.
Yeah, maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.
But you're finally doing something that you love.
I mean, I can't ask you to give that up.
Although it would be nice if the thing that you loved was finding gold.
You know, I think we're making too big a deal out of this.
We'll pay our bills late this month.
Next month we'll cut back on a few things.
And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change.
You're a chef.
What can you make out of baking soda and beer? Worst-case scenario is, we borrow some money from my parents.
No, we're not borrowing money.
- Why not? - We don't do that.
We are Bings.
If there's one thing my father taught me, it was well, to always knock before going into the pool house.
- The other thing is, never borrow money.
- I had no idea you had this much pride.
That's right, I do.
I am your man.
I'm gonna get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
The One With the Boob Job mrnch@dh.
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mk Subtitle Editor (c) Digital Higherground - Igor Janevski, 2004 - I'm gonna go.
- Why? I haven't been home in days, and I need to get more clothes.
You don't have to go.
I have something that'll fit you.
I put that tube top on as a joke.
- I want you to stay.
- I want to stay too.
But I've got as much use out of these boxers as I can.
- Why don't you turn them inside - Done it.
- I'll be back in a couple of hours.
- All right.
I'll miss you.
Me too.
You know what? I just realized something.
I don't want to go home.
- Great! Okay, I'll go get the tube top.
- No, no, what I mean is I hate going back to my apartment now.
Partly because I live above a known crack den but, you know, mostly because when I'm there, I really miss you.
So do you want to move in together? Wow, Mike Hanigan you sure know how to make a girl say "Hell, yeah.
" - So we're doing it? - Yeah, let's do it.
Let's live together.
- We're really gonna move in together? - Yeah.
I've always wanted to live with a guy.
Pick up your socks.
Put down the toilet seat.
No, we are not having sex anymore.
It's gonna be fun.
- Hey, Joey.
- Hey.
Listen, I need to know that what I'm about to ask you will never get back to Chandler.
I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it myself.
But Chandler is my best friend.
It would be wrong.
Good, but wrong.
Okay, first of all, it would be great.
But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about.
I need to borrow money.
Oh, I don't know, Monica.
You know lending friends money is always a mistake.
- But Chandler lent you money.
- And he would tell you it was a mistake.
Come on, I just I need it for some rent and some other bills.
Well, how much? - Two thousand dollars? - Two thousand dollars? What do you think I am, a soap opera star? - Yeah.
- That's right, I am.
- Hi, you guys.
- Hey.
- What's in the bag? - You know how Emma started crawling? I realized that this place is very unsafe for a baby so I went to the store and I got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.
Oh, God, baby-proofing.
Why is it such a big deal now? You know, when I was a kid, it was like: "Whoops, Joey fell down the stairs.
" Or, "Whoops, Joey electrocuted himself again.
" Anyway, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff? No, I was just gonna do it myself.
- You're gonna do it? - Yeah.
Why? - You don't think a woman can do this? - Women can.
You can't.
Monica, will you please tell Joey that he is a pig.
- You're a pig.
And you can't do this.
- What? What? Come on, I found the hardware store all by myself.
The store's right down the street.
There is a hardware store right down the street? Hey, you guys? Okay, we've got great news.
- Phoebe and I are moving in together.
- Congratulations.
I know, it's so exciting.
You know, I've never lived with a guy before.
Well, it's just like living with a girl, only they don't steal your makeup.
Unless they're playing "This Is What My Sister Would Look Like.
" Yeah, she's not so cute.
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- Well, you put down the toilet seat.
Yes, dear.
- Is that a bit you guys do? - Uh-huh.
We're playing you two.
We don't do that.
Tell her we don't do that.
Yes, dear.
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