- Morning, roomie.
- Hey! You remembered to put clothes on this morning.
Fifth day's a charm.
It's so great to be back here.
You're making it so easy on me and Emma.
It's great having you back.
Stay as long as you want.
And when does she stop crying all night? Hey! You're not naked.
Rach, when will we expect to see you tonight? Probably around 6.
But she's in the bedroom, all ready to go.
But she fell back to sleep, so She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Hey, I hope Emma isn't making it too hard on you.
No, hey, it's been great.
I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here all my feelings from before are totally over.
And even if they weren't when you walk in on a woman using a breast pump - Yeah, that'll do it.
- Wow! So how are you? - I'm okay.
- Really? Sure.
I mean, do I wish me and Rachel living together would have worked out? Of course.
You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce.
- Well, actually it - It's not a divorce.
It is not a divorce! Anyway, I think Rachel and I need to get on with our lives.
Maybe start seeing other people.
Wow.
Really? Sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that'd be good for me? - Sure.
I know lots of girls.
- Any names come to mind? Names? The One With the Blind Date mrnch@dh.
net.
mk Subtitle Editor (c) Digital Higherground - Igor Janevski, 2004 - I was about to eat.
Want something? - What you got? Okay, let's see, we got strained peas, strained carrots strained plums.
We haven't tried that yet! Goody! Thanks.
So how is it living with Rachel again? I mean, apart from the great food? I'm fine, I'm fine.
It's just It's just weird what's happening with her and Ross.
Yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.
Rachel asked me if I knew anyone for her too.
- Why are they doing this? - I don't know.
They're so perfect for each other.
It's crazy.
You know what's crazy? These jars.
What is there, like, two bites in here? I just wish they'd realize they should be together.
When they moved in together, I figured that's where things were headed.
They should be a family.
They should marry and have more children.
Yes.
And they should name one of their kids Joey.
I may not have kids.
Someone's got to carry on the family name.
You know what? Maybe once they start dating and see what's out there they'll realize how good they are for each other.
Yeah, because it is slim pickings.
I had this date last night.
Yuck! But we should probably keep it down, she's still in the bedroom.
So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna set them up with people? I know, that just pushes them further and further apart.
I know what we can do.
We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates so they'll realize how good they are together.
- That's a great plan.
- Yeah.
You know what the best part of it is? I get to do my plan laugh.
Okay, shh! Not so loud.
We don't want to wake up Hi.
You guys aren't doing anything tonight, are you? See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I mean, I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
I was just asking because I need someone to watch Emma tonight.
Sure we'll do it.
What are you up to? - Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
- Oh, my God.
- Why? What's the big deal? - I figured because you and Ross are What? Slept together a year and a half ago? Yeah, I'm all set.
I think it's great you're going on a date.
It sounds healthy.
I mean, you have needs.
Embrace your womanhood.
You want a job? Turn off "Oprah" and send out a resume.
- I'll bring her by around 7, okay? - That's perfect.
You guys are gonna have so much fun.
She's at such a cute age.
A couple things.
Now that she eats solid food, she poops around the clock.
And watch out for your hair because she likes to grab it.
She's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she screams, but Thanks, you guys.
Have fun.
Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name.
Joey, hey.
I'm so excited.
- I set Rachel up with the worst guy.
- All right.
Who is he? It's a guy I used to massage.
By "massage" I mean hold down so he wouldn't turn over and flash me.
- Wait till you hear who I got for Ross.
- Oh, yeah.
Okay.
She's this really boring woman.
She's a teacher.
- A teacher? - She's into history and foreign movies.
And she loves puzzles.
Come on, who loves puzzles? Well, Ross does.
You're ruining the plan! Joey, you fixed him up with his perfect woman.
- Oh, my God, you're right! - Yeah.
She even reads for pleasure! - How do you know a woman like that? - I'm not allowed to know smart women? - Joey? - We met at the library.
I went in to pee.
- So now what do we do? - Well, okay.
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