9. 227410 - The One With the Rumor (第8季)【完整台词】

- Oh, okay.

No! - Come on! Damn you, ref! You burn in hell! What are you doing? You've got an entire turkey to eat.

Let me explain to you how the human body works.

I have to warm up my stomach first.

- Eating chips is like stretching.

- Okay.

- Tribbianis never get full.

- I'm here to tell you something.

You can eat and eat, but nothing will ever fill that void.

- Who the hell is this guy? - This is Will, from high school.

- Will! - Ross! Hey, you came! Man, you look incredible! Hot stuff! - Hot stuff? - It's good to see you, man.

Yeah.

You too.

So, what are you up to? - I'm a commodities broker.

- That sounds interesting.

- Yeah, it's not.

- Oh.

- But I'm rich and thin.

- Oh.

I haven't seen you since Lance Davis' graduation party.

That was such a fun night.

Would've been good if we had gotten in, but still fun.

We were lame.

Do you remember how into dinosaurs we were? - Yeah.

- So, what do you do now? So how long are you in town? - Hi.

- Hey, sweetie.

Oh, good.

Rachel Greene.

Oh, that's right.

Are you gonna be okay? Oh, I'll be fine.

It's just God, I hate her, Ross! I hate her! High school was a long time ago.

Look at her standing there with those yams.

My two greatest enemies: Rachel Greene and complex carbohydrates.

Oh, my God.

Who is that? - That's Will, from high school.

- Oh! I do not remember him.

Wow, really got that sexy smoldering thing going on.

Oh, my God.

Look at the way he's just staring at me.

He's trying to mouth something to me.

I hate you! - Okay, dinner's ready! - Okay! - Solid effort.

Solid effort.

- Oh, so who won? - Green Bay.

- Detroit.

- What? - The Lions technically won.

But it was a moral victory for the Green Bay Mermen.

Hi! Will, right? Right, hi.

I'm Rachel Greene.

- Oh, I remember you.

- Really? Aren't you sweet? I gotta tell you, I'm having the hardest time placing you.

Hang on! I think I remember you.

Did we fool around at Lance Davis' graduation party? - You are unbelievable.

- Thank you.

Rachel? Why don't you sit here? And Will, you sit way over there.

That's it? I can eat that, no problem.

- At least give me a challenge.

- This is Chandler's chicken.

This is the turkey.

Oh.

How big is that? - About 19 pounds.

- It's like me when I was born.

- Who would like some yams? Will? - You'd like that, wouldn't you? What? Oh, can we please keep the chicken and the turkey on the other side? - The smell is just - Typical.

- What? - I said it was typical.

Typical of you.

Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in Rachel-land.

Seriously, who is this guy? Sorry, do you have a problem with me? - I don't know.

Do I? Do I? - I think you do.

You were mean to him in high school.

- You made my life miserable.

- I had no idea.

I'm sorry.

Well, you should be.

Screw it.

Bring on the yams.

But you worked so hard.

- Yams! - Okay.

I'm real sorry for whatever I did to you in high school.

It wasn't just me.

We had a club.

- You had a club? - The "I Hate Rachel Greene Club"! So you all just joined together to hate me? - Who else was in this club? - Me and Ross.

No need to point.

She knows who Ross is.

- You were in an "I Hate Rachel" club? - Yes, he was.

No, no.

- So who else was in this club? - That exchange student from Thailand.

But I don't think he knew what it was.

We went out for two years and you never told me? You went out with her? We had a pact.

- It's not like it was binding forever.

- It had the word "eternity" in it.

Monica? Did you know about this? I didn't.

Is that why you used to lock the bedroom door? - Yeah.

- A little relieved, I gotta say.

Look, Rach, I'm sorry, okay? I was a stupid kid, okay? - The only reason I joined - Cofounded.

Cofounded the club, was that I was in love with you.

If you think about it, the "I Hate Rachel Club" was really the "I Love Rachel Club.

" But it was really the "I Hate Rachel Club.

" So you'd get together and say mean things about me? - We did a little more than that.

- No, no, no.

What else did you do? - We started a rumor.

- What rumor? Come on, Will.