8. 227408 - The One With the Stripper (第8季)【完整台词】

- What's taking you boys so long? - In a minute! What's gonna happen in a minute? You should ask her to leave.

- Why me? - It's your party.

- Which is why you should do it.

- No, you do it.

Rock, paper, scissors for who tells the whore to leave.

- What? - I miss this.

I don't think we've done this before.

No, I miss hanging out with you.

- We still hang out.

- Not like we used to.

Remember? We used to be inseparable.

You know, now it's like things are different.

Well, you know, things are different.

I'm married now.

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for you guys.

I just miss hanging out.

Just us, you know? Yeah, I miss that too.

From now on, we'll make time to hang out.

You got it.

Come here.

Oh, God.

Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys.

She's a hooker! She's a Hi.

We spoke on the phone.

So your dad dropped by.

He's a pleasant man.

- Oh, no.

- I better go.

Just over here.

I can't miss the fight.

Ross, I am so sorry.

I'll straighten this out tomorrow in person.

Or via e-mail.

I don't care about your dad.

Mona is totally freaked out! I'll fix that too.

What's her e-mail? I'll fix this.

I swear I'll talk to her.

Okay.

Thank you.

That's it? You call that a fight? "We were on a break!" "No we weren't!" What happened to you two? Thank you so much for coming back over.

Oh, good.

You're here.

And I was worried that it would be uncomfortable.

Mona, just hear me out.

I'm sorry about my father yelling at you.

But you held your own.

You have to tell me how.

- Focus.

- Okay.

Yes, Ross and I used to date.

And yes, we are gonna have a baby.

But we are definitely not getting back together.

- How can I be sure? - We drove each other crazy.

He was possessive, jealous.

He couldn't let the little things go.

Trying to date this woman.

None of that compared to how kind and gentle and thoughtful he is.

You probably shouldn't touch me.

I don't want something so complicated.

But what relationship is not complicated? We all have our baggage.

You must too.

Why else would you still be single? I'm so gonna leave right now.

Should I leave this open? I'm not sure.

Why didn't you just tell me? It has nothing to do with how I feel.

- You still should have told me.

- I was going to but I thought you should hear it from Rachel's father.

I made a mistake but it's only because I really like you.

Really.

Okay.

I guess you can close the door now.

Forgot my purse.

Oh, you guys made up.

Good kisser, isn't he? I'm going! I swear I didn't know she was a hooker.

You let her smoke? Her ass-print is still on our quilt.

Really want to talk about smoking? I'm gonna make this up to you.

I promised a stripper and you're gonna get a stripper.

- Monica, wait.

- What? Carry on.

These tennis shoes are so tight.

- I think I'll take them off.

- Could you not narrate? Gotcha, sailor.

Just because you're not in love - You told your dad the truth.

- An hour ago.

- Wanna go see a movie? - Yes.

Bye, Dad.

It's unacceptable! What does love have to do with it? There are more important things than love.

You have to think about the consequences of your decisions! I do think about the consequences of my decisions! What gives you the right to? Go to hell! Stupid guy on my phone.