7. 227407 - The One With the Stain (第8季)【完整台词】

Well, I brought her some "bloemen.

" Would you like to say goodbye? I'm sure it would mean a lot to her.

Oh, I don't know that it would.

- Well, her memory is pretty much gone.

- All right, then.

- Hey! - Welcome back.

- Shall we continue? - I'm still tired from this afternoon.

- Why? - The sex.

- What sex? - Our sex.

We didn't have sex.

If it wasn't with you, I had sex with somebody that looked like - You had sex with Ursula? - A little bit.

I thought she was you and I kissed her and - You didn't notice different clothes? - I was just so excited to see you.

- This is too weird.

- I don't wanna lose you.

It's like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love Yeah.

It's too weird.

So I guess this is it.

Yeah.

Maybe it's for the best.

- You smell just like her.

- Yeah, so do you.

- What are you doing? - I'm leaning.

This is where I lean.

Okay.

- Brenda, a bee! - What? It flew into your blouse! Better undo your buttons lest it sting you.

- I think I know what's going on here.

- You do? Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian but it's wrong.

You're married.

- I totally understand.

- Okay, good.

Could I just see your bra? - Where'd you get those jeans? - You gave them to me.

- No, I didn't! - All right, I took them.

I figured it was okay, you've got an ink stain on it.

- Oh, no! Did you take my bra too? - What bra? - The pink one with the flowers.

- You mean the one you're wearing? I quit! Sounds about right.

What is this? This is just to give you an idea.

We can put screens so the baby has privacy, and a mobile over the crib and here's a baby monitor which, for now, we can use as walkie-talkies.

You're so sweet! Oh, my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! That's really just to show where the baby would go.

Why don't I hold on to him so there's no confusion? Joey, the baby is gonna be crying.

It's gonna be loud.

- I'm loud.

- It'll be up all night.

- I'm up all night.

- It'll poop.

Hello! What about all the women? If I'm bringing home a woman who can't stand a baby then maybe I don't wanna be with that woman.

Or maybe we'll do it in the bathroom of the club! Joey, are you sure? Yeah.

Look, I know sometimes it'll be hard, okay but it'll also be really, really great.

Please, Rachel, I really want you to stay.

I want me to stay too.

Thank you.

- Look at this crib! It's so cute! - I know.

I found it on the street.

Are you? Really? This is in such good condition.

Whoa! What's under the cover? - I don't know.

- It's moving.

It's got a tail! Get it out! Okay! Well, the old lady died.

And how do I know? Because her dying wish was for one last kiss.

But I don't care because you got the apartment.

Yes! Yeah.

I think I'm gonna stay here.

Isn't that great?