7. 227407 - The One With the Stain (第8季)【完整台词】

No, don't tear out your eyes! - I was just gonna take out my lenses.

- Oh, yeah.

Try that.

So, is that better? Not really.

You're blurry, but you still look like Ursula.

You're "Blursula.

" Okay, wait.

Maybe If I just don't look at you for a while.

See? It works.

I'm not angry at all anymore.

This is a great date! Look, Eric, turn around.

I like you, but it shouldn't be this hard.

It's our first date.

It's supposed to be about excitement and "He touched my hand, did he mean to?" and first kisses Second kisses Thanks for the coffee, or: Yeah, we're done.

Hey, Ross.

You wanna go see that new IMAX movie on tide pools? - Really? - No.

But I got Knicks tickets for us.

- Sweet! - All right, let's go.

I have to stop by my place.

To tape the game? You do this every time.

You're not gonna be on TV! I have to see if this apartment is available.

- You're switching apartments? - It's for Rachel.

- She has an apartment.

- She's gonna move.

- She is? - Yeah.

You didn't expect her to live there with the baby? I didn't really think about it.

Hey, Gunther, you're an "ezel"! Damn it! - Nice jeans.

- Oh, thanks.

- I like your top.

- Oh.

You're not getting it.

- What happened? - Oh.

I fell asleep! I was thinking about taking my lunch break.

Will you do the top of the cabinets? That'll work up your appetite.

All right.

Hello.

What's going on? I'm sorry.

I've never had a maid before.

Is this not okay? - How was the game? - It was okay.

I ate way too much.

Ross said you were looking for a new place.

Yeah.

Hopefully across the street.

If certain Dutch people would let go.

I was kind of hoping you'd stay.

Joey, I have to go.

There's no room for a baby.

No room? It's a baby.

It's, like, this big.

You could put it over here.

Or we could put it right here.

Cute, right? Or over here.

You wouldn't even notice it.

"Where's the baby?" "Oh, it's right over" Honey, it's not just a matter of where you put it.

A baby changes things.

They cry all the time.

Imagine bringing home a girl, trying to score with a screaming baby.

I could use a challenge.

It's getting pretty easy.

It's so sweet that you want me to stay, but I can't.

It would disrupt your entire life.

It's just I love living with you so much.

- I wish things didn't have to change.

- I know.

You know, I blame Ross for this.

I do too, a little bit.

I'm gonna miss you.

You're the hottest roommate I ever had.

Oh, no, I have to go.

I have a massage appointment.

No, stay here.

We'll keep doing this.

I'll pay you.

No, I've gotten in trouble for that before.

- See you later? - Absolutely.

I love the way you kiss.

Really? That's the thing I'm worst at! You'll see.

- Hey.

I think Brenda needs a raise.

- How come? Because I put my head between her legs.

- To see her pants? - They're my pants! Did you see the stain? No.

I was getting into position, and everything went dark.

She is not stealing from us.

Will you let this go? Fine.

- She's wearing my bra! - Oh, dear God! My pink flowered bra! I recognize the strap! Yet you don't recognize that you're crazy? I'm leaving, and you're gonna look at Brenda's bra.

Here's another plan.

No.

I would, but she thinks I'm attracted to her.

- Why? - Did you not hear where my head was? We're a team.

We're in this together.

I fear a jury will see it the same way.

I catch you looking at women's breasts all the time.

You see that? Do you see this? All right.

Okay.

I get your point.

If it's not her bra, will you let her clean? Yes.

You'll know it's mine because on the right, there's a noticeable rip.

You need new clothes.

- Hi.

How is she? - It's not looking good.