6. 227405 - The One With the Halloween Party (第8季)【完整台词】

- Guys, guess what? - What? We're having a Halloween party! - Good! - Great! - You have to wear a costume.

- I can't make it.

Come on, it'll be fun.

I'll be there.

I have to wear a costume to my classes that day anyway.

Tell me you're not gonna dress like a dinosaur.

Not two years in a row.

- I'll come, but I'm not dressing up.

- You have to.

No.

Halloween is stupid.

Dressing up, pretending to be someone you're not.

You're an actor.

Ross, are you gonna bring Mona? - I will.

- The girl from the wedding? If she needs costume ideas, she could be a bikini model or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader.

Or Leatherface from "Texas Chainsaw" "Massacre.

" No! Slutty Leatherface.

Wasn't Joey hitting on her too? That's right, he was hitting on her.

And I got her.

I guess the better man won.

Please don't take her from me.

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It's me, Phoebe.

I thought there was a mirror there.

Okay.

Bye.

Wait a second! So, what's new with you? Nothing.

I'm getting married next week.

What? Lt'll be a small ceremony.

Just family.

His.

Okay.

I'm happy for you.

Wait.

If you want to come, I guess that'd be okay.

- Really? - Sure.

You could be my sister for the day.

Yeah, okay.

My friends are having a party tonight, so you could come.

Maybe I could meet the guy.

Well, I'm supposed to work tonight.

I'm supposed to be working now, so who cares! - It's a costume party.

- So that's why you're No.

But thanks.

- You're supposed to wear a costume.

- I am.

I am a woman who spent money on a dress she wants to wear because soon she won't fit into it.

I'm Catwoman, who wants the dress when you're too big for it.

- Trick or treat! - Can I give out candy? I want to be with kids.

Since I got pregnant, I have maternal instincts.

- Trick or treat! - Just a minute! Look at you guys! - Wow! You are a very scary witch.

- Thank you.

- And you are a very funny clown.

- Thank you.

And you are so in style right now.

I work at Ralph Lauren.

The fall line has got this equestrian theme.

- Did you see the cover of "Vogue"? - Could I just have the candy? Sure.

Catwoman.

So we meet again.

So we do, Supergirl.

It's me, Phoebe.

Monica, can I talk to you for a second? I appreciate the costume.

You did this to him? I thought he'd love it.

- He loves "The Velveteen Rabbit.

" - That rabbit was brown and white.

It was pink, or no bunny at all.

No bunny at all.

Always no bunny at all! - You didn't dress up either? - Yes, I did.

I'm Chandler.

Dude, what happened? How is that me? I'm Chandler.

That is so you! - When have I ever done that? - When have I ever done that? Trick or treat.

- You're the prettiest ballerina ever.

- Thank you.

That deserves another candy.

Thank you.

I have to say, that earns "two-two" pieces of candy.

I love you! Honey, here, take it all.

Monica? We need more candy.

- There's only been four kids.

- I know.

But one said she loved me, so I gave her everything.

No wonder you're pregnant.

- What are you supposed to be? - Remember the satellite, Sputnik? Well, I'm a potato.

Or a "spud" and these are my antenna.

So Sputnik becomes? Spud-nik! Wow! I don't have the worst costume anymore.

All right! Ross came as doodie.

- No, I'm not doodie.

- No, space-doodie.

Hey, sweetie.

- Aren't you gonna kiss me? - Okay.

But right after, you have to tell me who you are.

- Ursula? - Ursula's fiance? You're the sister.

I just slapped my future sister-in-law's ass.

Is your mother here? I could slap her on the butt.

- My mother killed herself.

- See, and I knew that.

Now I'm sweating.