23. 227422 - The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (1) (第8季)【完整台词】

All right! Yes! From home to the hospital in seven minutes! Yes.

The hard part is truly over.

We're off to a great start, aren't we? I knew I'd get here fast, but this has to be a record! - Oh, you made it! - Hi.

- How the hell did you beat us here? - We took a cab.

Did you walk? No, we took a cab too.

But I did test runs Hey, you made it! Okay, is there some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital? Ross, you stay here and talk.

I'm gonna go have a baby.

Okay.

Hi, this is Rachel Greene.

I'm Ross Geller.

We called from the car.

We have a semi-private labor room waiting Oh, whoa! I'm sorry.

Semi-private? We asked for a private room.

Yes, I see that here.

We can't guarantee a private room.

- Currently, they're all unavailable.

- Man, if only you'd gotten here sooner.

I'm sorry.

Semi-private rooms are all we have.

Okay.

Just give us a second.

Ross? - Give her some money.

- I really think they're out of rooms.

They're saving them for important people! What if I was the president? We'd be in a lot of trouble.

You don't know where any countries are.

Okay.

Say, would you mind checking again? See if any private rooms may have opened up? This is a hospital.

You know what? I don't really care for your tone.

This is not the only hospital in the city.

We have no problem Oh, gosh! - What, what? - Contraction! Oh! - Like to see a semi-private room? - Yeah, it couldn't hurt to look.

The One Where Rachel Has A Baby - Part I mrnch@dh.

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We need to get to 10.

- It will be a while.

- Oh, okay.

- I'll be back in an hour to check on you.

- Thank you.

- I guess we have some time to kill.

- Yeah, guess so.

Oh, check these out.

Never done this before.

Yeah, well, it looks great.

Thank you very much.

I think we're ready to Hi, I'm Ross.

I'm here to ruin this magical day for you.

Not at all.

Marc Horger.

This is my wife, Julie.

- Hi, Julie.

This is Rachel.

- Oh, hi, Rachel.

- Is this your first? - It is.

Well, little Jamie here is our third.

So if you have any questions, just holler.

- That's so sweet.

- Yeah.

- Let me give you guys some privacy.

- Nonsense.

We're all in this together.

We are gonna share every moment of this with you.

- I think we're gonna have some fun.

- Yeah.

- Oh, okay, I guess.

- Hey, smile! - No.

- I really don't want any Oh, thank you.

Oh, Ross! Here comes another contraction.

Okay, just breathe - Oh, honey, I think I'm having one too! - Oh, my God! - Hey, look at this.

Here you go! - Oh, no! Oh, wow.

Three hours and still no baby.

The miracle of birth sure is a snooze-fest.

- Hey, you wanna see something? - Sure.

What? This will be fun.

Watch me freak out Chandler.

- Honey? - Yeah? Listen, I've been doing some thinking and I don't know whether it's because we're here or Rachel's giving birth but I think we should try to have a baby.

Okay.

What's that now? Okay.

I've been thinking about it too.

I think we're ready.

Are you kidding? You think we're ready to have a baby? Oh, this is fun.

You're ready to have a baby? My boy's all grown up! You said you were ready.

I was screwing with you to get your voice high and weird like mine is now! Yes, but haven't you wanted a kid forever? Okay, just back off, mister! Because I am ready to have a baby.

I just want Joey to be the father.

- What? Are you crazy? - Right there! That's all I wanted! I'm sorry.

The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.

Oh, that's very Really, very, very okay.

Julie's cervix is dilated seven centimeters.

That's about four fingers! - Doctor let me feel it.

- Have you felt Rachel's? - No, I don't - We won't be doing that.

Well, you could feel Rachel's, then feel mine to compare.

- Am I interrupting? - Yes! Thank you! Later.

- You can't leave me with them.

- Sorry.

No, Ross, Ross? Ross? My child has no father! I'm so glad you're here, but it's gonna be a while.

I wish you'd called first.

I'm coming back later with your father.

- I need to talk to you before the birth.

- Okay.

What's up? I brought something that I want to give you.

Assuming, of course, that you want it.