21. 227419 - The One With the Cooking Class (第8季)【完整台词】

You're ready.

- Really? Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts, and you'll be great.

Monica, my star student.

You called me that before, so I fashioned a star out of foil.

Now, no pressure.

If you like my cookies, you give me the star.

Wow, a star! I know you all hate me, and I'm sorry, but I don't care.

- Okay, Joey, you're up next.

- Yeah.

Oh, my God! This is amazing! You get an A.

I got an A? In school? Hey, I'm a dork! Joey, I'm so proud of you.

- I think you should give him your star.

- He doesn't know what he's doing.

Nobody knows what they're doing.

I do.

I'm a professional chef! Oh, relax.

It's not a courtroom drama.

Why are you taking Introduction to Cooking? Yeah! I'm sorry.

I cook at this restaurant, Allessandro's and I just got a bad review.

- Allessandro's? I love that place! - You do? You're a great chef.

As a person you're a little - Oh, I'm crazy, but you liked the food? - Very much.

Okay, then.

I don't stink.

I'm a good chef! Okay.

I don't want to go.

I'm having fun.

Did either of you pay for this class? Hey, if my friend says it's time to go, it's time to go! I was the point person on my company's transition from the KL5 to GR6 systems.

- You must have had your hands full.

- That I did.

That I did.

So let's talk a little bit about your duties.

My duties? All right.

You'll be heading a division, so you'll have a lot of duties.

I see.

But there'll be 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.

- Good to know.

- We could go into detail No, don't, I beg of you.

All right.

We'll have a definite answer for you Monday.

But I can say with some confidence, you'll fit in well here.

- Really? - Absolutely.

- You can relax.

You did great.

- Yeah, thanks.

I was really nervous.

I'm told I come on too strongly.

And then it was really hard to side step that "duty" thing.

Duties? Doodies? Poo? Poo? Oh, my God.

This doesn't count.

Okay? The interview was over.

That was the real Chandler Bing.

This is some crazy guy.

Call security! There's a crazy guy out in the hall! Poo? I'll look forward to your call.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- You're back.

- How are you? I'm fine.

But that's not important.

What's important is how was she? It was fun.

We just had coffee.

Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh, coffee, a little rub-rub-rub under the table? What's going on? Do you not like Katie? No.

No, she was nice.

I mean, she was a little slutty, but who isn't? Well, I liked her.

Of course you did.

You'd date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones.

Did you get a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today? No.

It's just that Katie bothered me.

Why? What was wrong with her? There was nothing wrong with her.

She was lovely.

- Okay.

So, what's the matter? - I don't want you to date her.

Why? What, are you jealous? Yes.

And not because I want you to go out with me.

Because I don't want you to go out with anybody.

It's terrible to even think this and it's inappropriate but I want you to be at my constant beck and call, 24 hours a day.

I'm very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.

- Okay.

- What? I won't date.

I'll I'll be here with you all the time.

Really? But I'm being so unreasonable.

True, but you're allowed to be unreasonable.

You're having our baby.

Oh, Ross, thank you.

Thank you.

You feel better? No, not really.

You're pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee.

- Okay.

- Rach? - Yeah? - Just one thing We live together.

You're having our baby.

I'm not gonna see anybody else.

Are you sure you don't want something more? Wow.

I don't know, maybe Oh, Rach, I was just messing around.

- Like you did when I had to pee? - Oh! I knew that.

I knew that! I was just messing with you too! Okay.

Because for a minute you seemed - No, it's just like you actually That's just because I'm such a good messer! - Rach? - Yeah? - The bathroom? - Right.

I had fun.

I learned how to bake, ate great food.

It's my first A since 7th grade and I didn't even sleep with the teacher.

- Oh, look.

Acting for Beginners.