2. 227402 - The One With the Red Sweater (第8季)【完整台词】

Listen It's a scary world out there, especially for a single mom.

I've always felt like you and I have a special bond.

- Rachel, will you marry me? - What? - Pheebs, give me the ring back.

- No! Joey, you're so sweet, honey, but I'm not looking for a husband.

I understand.

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and lie down.

I can't say that didn't hurt.

- But I'll take you back, Joey.

- About that, l - Oh, a Salami Buddy! - There you go! - We're back! - Great.

We're hanging in the kitchen.

Let's stay in the kitchen.

- It's picture time.

- You're gonna love these.

Here's a picture of Ross.

And that's me.

And that's me and Ross.

And here's our first kiss as a married couple.

That is a great picture.

And interesting, because I found the cameras in one of our bags.

Didn't see that coming.

Okay, this isn't our first kiss but it is my first kiss with this lady.

Which I'm sure you'll remember, so there's no need - I'll take these to get developed now.

- Good idea.

You opened the presents? We were gonna do that together.

You kissed another woman? - Call it even? - Okay.

- I'll put these in water.

- You stole those from that wedding? No, the hotel lobby.

They think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of nuts! Hey, my sweater! I've been looking for this for a month.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Hey, how you doing? - Good.

Long time no see.

- Like your sweater.

- Right back at you.

- It's crazy about Rachel.

- Well, she's one crazy lady.

- So whose is it? - I don't know, some Italian guy.

Come on, read your own label.

See you later.

He is so weird.