2. 227402 - The One With the Red Sweater (第8季)【完整台词】

This is the same ballroom.

There's a band.

There'll be dressed-up people.

Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away? No, we buy more of these, throw our tuxes on and take a few pictures.

We make sure not to get people's faces.

Are you serious? I'm thinking about your new bride.

Do you really want to let her down? Marriage advice? Really? This looks just like your wedding.

- Same flowers? - I don't know.

Monica picked them.

- The chairs? - Those too.

- The place settings? - Her.

- What did you do? - I took care of the cameras.

Gift shop? - Did you do it yet? - Not yet.

Then what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? Is it Gunther? - It's not Gunther! - Thank God.

That hair on a baby? The father is not here.

I haven't told him, and I don't think I can now.

Why not? I was walking and thinking, "I'm gonna tell the father.

" And then, bam! Bus? No, you! You freaked me out.

You kept saying how huge this is.

- But it is huge.

- I know.

But I was thinking how huge it is for me.

I didn't think about the father.

You're thinking about it too much.

Tell him and get it over with.

It's like ripping off this Band-Aid, quick and painless.

Oh, mother of! See? - Are we opening presents? - No.

I shouldn't be opening these.

Joey, I am out of control! You have to do me a favor.

No matter what I say, do not let me open another present.

Give me one more.

Good, you're here.

Pheebs? Listen Sit down, I got something I want to say.

It's a scary world out there, especially for a single mom.

I always felt that you and I have a special bond.

So, Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me? Oh, my God! Oh, yeah, I'll marry you.

- You can't marry him! - Your day's over, it's my turn.

- Why can't she marry me? - I can and I will.

She's not pregnant.

Rachel's the one who's pregnant.

Oh, my God! He'd notice when you didn't have a baby! It's Joey! I can't believe it! Rachel's pregnant? Who's the father? We don't know.

- I wonder if it's that dude.

- There's a dude? Who is it? A month ago this guy spent the night.

I didn't see who it was, but Was that story over? The guy left this.

Oh, my God! I know who the father is.

People have got to finish their stories.

- Could you take a picture of us? - Of course.

- Would you take one of us? - Yeah, sure.

Click.

- It didn't click.

- I heard it.

- There was no flash.

- You won't take our picture? Yeah, I'll take your picture.

- Your finger was covering the lens.

- Who are you, Ansel Adams? Scram! I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before so I asked the father to come here.

What? Wait a minute.

How do you know who it is? I may play the fool at times but I'm more than a pretty blond with an ass that won't quit.

I believe this belongs to the father.

Oh, God.

He's in there right now? You can turn around, or go in and rip the Band-Aid off.

- Let's rip.

- Are you sure? - Phoebe! - Sorry.

Hey, Rach.

Go on-stage.

I'll get a picture of you doing the speech.

Will the owner of a 1995 LeSabre see the front desk? Your car is about to be towed.

That's my car! - A '95 LeSabre? - Yes.

- A green LeSabre? - Yes! - I'm sorry, I meant blue.

- Yes, green-blue.

Well, go.

Go move it! Ready for the last picture? Get ready to run.

Congratulations on your wedding.

What's this about? Rachel has something to tell you.

And I believe that this is your red sweater.

No, this is my red sweater.

Oh, no.

Could I get anyone a coffee? Or poison? No? Just for me? Okay.

What's going on? Nothing.

Phoebe kind of made a mistake.

But you wear that sweater a lot.

Is it some kind of dare? I'm actually glad Phoebe called.

I was immature, but I've grown up.

I think we should get back together.

It's not the right time.

It is the right time.

I'm ready for more.

Let's give it another try.

I'm having a baby.

- You can go.

- Thank you.

I don't know how any of these got opened! - You opened them all? - I know, I am a terrible person.

Chandler won't trust me ever again.

- You got my parents' gift.

- What is that? I think it does something to salami.

- How'd it go? - What did Tag say? Tag is not the father.

And Joey knows now? I do, and I'm so happy for you.

Wow, you didn't even try to unhook my bra.

- Will you ever tell whoever it is? - I will, just not tonight.

No matter what he says, you're not gonna be alone.

I'm not? No.