19. 227424 - The One With Joey's Interview (第8季)【完整台词】

- Yeah, face.

- Okay, here I come.

- All right.

Oh, my How much do you weigh, Ross? I prefer not to answer that.

I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.

When we said "face to face," we didn't think it all the way through! - Hey, Pheebs.

- Hey! Check it out.

How much of a man am I? Nice.

Manly and also kind of a slut.

You're turning into a woman.

No, I'm not! Why would you say that? That's just mean! Now I've upset you? What did I say? Not what you said, it's just the way you said it.

Oh, my God! I'm a woman! - Great nap.

- It really was.

Me? Gay? No.

No.

No.

But I have a number of close friends who are.

So let's talk about women.

I'm sure our female readers are interested in your romantic life.

What I do is, I look a woman up and down and I say: "Hey.

How you doing?" Oh, please.

Hey.

How you doing? Hey.

How you doing? He has an amazing Porsche under there.

I'd love to show you, but I just tucked her in.

She's sleeping.

Would you two girls like to go for a drink? - Is Rachel here? I'm her sister.

- Oh, my God! Jill! - Oh, my God! Rachel! - Oh, hi! - Oh, my God! Introduce us! - Well, this is Chandler.

You know Monica and Ross.

That's Phoebe.

That's Joey.

- Hey, how you doing? - Don't! You're a really nice guy.

I'm happy to be your roommate and friend.

I'm just You know, I just don't feel that way about you.

I see what happened.

It's because I was trying to repel you.

Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.

- I don't think so.

- Oh, I do.

How you doing? I'm okay.

What? Oh, dear God! Not much to tell there.

I'm really shy.

So that's it.

I guess that's all I need.

Thank you so much.

I think they'll run this next month.

Oh, great.

Great.

Thank you.

- Bye.

- Bye-bye.

- I did it.

- Amazing.

Wait, I almost forgot.

We have to ask everybody this: Other than "Days", what's your favorite soap opera? Oh, I don't watch soap operas.

Excuse me? I have a life, you know? The readers at "Soap Opera Digest" will be happy to learn that.

Good enough.

So close.

They didn't put in the part about you not watching soaps.

I called the lady and said I was joking.

She was nice about it.

- You slept with her, didn't you? - A little bit.

This picture of you is steamy.

That's just a little something for my huge gay fan base.

- Did you just wink at me? - You're the one who loves the picture.