18. 227418 - The One in Massapequa (第8季)【完整台词】

It's just Monica this year.

You're not saying anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary? No, of course.

Everybody? I just wanted to say on behalf of my new bride, Rachel and myself, that if if in 35 years, we're half as happy as you guys are we'll count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.

Oh, Ross.

I just wish Nana were alive to hear Ross' toast.

My God, what a fantastically well-lit hallway.

Can I get you something to drink, like a water and Valium? I must say, this apartment, it's there are no words.

- Thank God.

- It's a haven.

- A third-floor paradise, a modern Eden.

- Yeah, I know, I know.

Gotcha.

Listen, why don't we just sit and relax, just be with each other quietly.

That sounds great.

This is the most comfortable couch I've ever sat on.

Let's try something.

Let's play a game.

- I love games.

- Shocking.

Let's play the game of who can stay quiet the longest.

Or Jenga.

Let's play this one first, and remember, whoever talks first loses.

- I lose, now Jenga.

- Oh, my God.

- Is something wrong? - You know the word "wrong"? Everything isn't perfect or magical? Everything isn't aglow with the light of fairies? - They were just brake lights, Parker! - Excuse me for seeing good in traffic.

You don't have to put a good spin on everything! - I'm sorry.

I'm a positive person.

- No, I'm a positive person.

You are like Santa Claus on Prozac.

At Disneyland, getting laid! You want me to be negative? You want me to be less happy? Much less happy.

Fine.

Well, then to quote Ross, "I better be going.

" So long! Don't let the "best door in the world" hit you in the ass on your way out.

Isn't this the most incredible fight you've had in your life? We could've gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar.

It just isn't feasible.

But a dove placing the ring on your finger would've been no problem.

- It was fun being married to you.

- Yeah, and it was an easy 400 bucks.

- Okay, Ross, can I ask you something? - Yeah.

- That proposal at the planetarium? - I know, I know.

It was stupid.

Are you kidding? With the lilies, and the song and the stars? It was really wonderful.

Did you just make that up? I thought of it when we were going out.

That's how I imagined I would ask you to marry me.

Wow.

Well, that would've been very hard to say no to.

It's a good thing I didn't do it, it sounds like a very expensive wedding.

- Okay, good night.

- Good night.

Even if the sidecar had a windscreen to protect your hair? - I will think about it.

- That's all I'm asking.

Okay, that's it.

I give up.

At Mom and Dad's 40th anniversary, you give the speech.

You know, I don't understand why they didn't cry.

- Come on.

- That stuff you said about true love? You were right.

We did learn a lot from Mom and Dad.

That picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin.

And what you said about Nana? Yeah, she really would've wanted to be there.

And you know what? I think she was.

Oh, good God, Ross, how the hell do you do it?