16. 227416 - The One Where Joey Tells Rachel (第8季)【完整台词】

Phoebe? Good work.

He's great.

I love him.

Don't worry, we'll find you someone else.

I understand if you came by to hit me.

I deserve it.

No, I don't want to hit you.

What, then? Kick me? No.

Bite me? I don't want to do anything to you.

I just want to say I'm not mad at you and that I certainly do not hate you.

I just came here to say that.

Hey, wait, Ross? You wanna come in for a beer or something? Yeah, sure.

You got any beer? All I got is melon stuff that Rachel left.

Okay.

You need to understand something.

I am never gonna act on this Rachel thing, okay? I wouldn't do anything to jeopardize my friendship with you.

Thank you.

Anyway, it'll just It'll take me a while to get over her.

I'm not sure how to do that.

I've never been in love, so What? You're in love with her? - Yeah.

I thought you knew that.

- No.

Look, if it helps, I don't want to feel this way, honest.

I just keep thinking, "I'll get over this," you know? But it just keeps getting harder.

I don't know what to do, you know? What do I do? - You need to tell her how you feel.

- That's the green stuff talking.

I'm serious.

You need to find out where she is.

If she's not where you are, you can start to move on.

But what if, and I'm not saying she will be If she is where you are then my feeling weird shouldn't stand in the way.

- Are you sure? - Yeah.

If she ends up with somebody else the truth is, she couldn't find a better guy.

Hey, thanks.

- So when are you gonna talk to her? - Oh, my God.

I have to tell her.

I haven't thought about it.

What should I say? I'm understanding, but let's not get carried away.

What am I gonna say? Yeah, tell me about it.

I'm phasing out the wine importing and focusing more on the cheese.

Cheese, you say? That's some pretty smelly work, huh, Don? - Excuse me? - Cheese.

It's smelly.

You must smell a lot of the time too.

Not really.

But with cheese, I think the smellier, the better.

Me too! Chandler hates it.

I can't have blue cheese in the house.

And you're still married to him? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese.

Not even bread.

Just cheese.

No, I want the bread.

And pastries.

And pate.

I'm really not high.

I just used to be fat.

I have a villa in the Loire Valley you can stay in.

Is it made of cheese? No.

A house made of cheese, wouldn't that be great? - I'd move in tomorrow! - Oh, come on! - Listen to this! - I'm so sorry.

- What do we do? - They both want a house of cheese.

I don't know how you fight that.

Okay, okay.

I can do this.

I can tell her how I feel.

Okay, stand up straight.

Take a couple deep breaths.

Look confident.

Joey? What's up? I came by because I want to talk to you about something.

What's up? Here, in the hall? What are we, animals? I'm late for a meeting.

Could you make it quick? I just came by to tell you that I want to have dinner with you.

Sure.

Just tell me where to meet you.

Okay.

That's good.

That gives you a couple of hours to prepare.

Don't you people ever knock? I'd like to have Don and Phoebe over.

Sure.

Set it up.

I'll just be browsing through the personals.

Are you okay? You're acting weird.

Yeah.

Fine.

Not perfect.

But good enough.

Jeez, what's with you? I'm sorry, did you say "cheese"? - What's going on? - Phoebe says you and Don are soul mates.

I don't believe in that, but you two get along.

I'll step aside if you wanna go with Don and live in a house of cheese.

- You don't believe in soul mates? - No, but I'm sure "tomatoes" does.

I don't believe in soul mates, either.

- You don't? - Nope.

We weren't destined to end up together.

We fell in love and work hard at our relationship.

Some days we work really hard.

So you don't want to live with Don in a cheese house? No, I've had second thoughts.

Do you know how hard it'd be to clean? - I love you.

- I know.

I'm gonna take you out to dinner.

I found this place that makes the greatest jalapeno poppers.

No? They taste so good.

It happens whenever Chandler touches my stomach.

I'm worried the baby won't like him.

- Are you okay? - Yeah, sure.