15. 227415 - The One With the Birthing Video (第8季)【完整台词】

Look.

Look at those little fingers and toes.

Look how happy the mom is now.

- Oh, Rach.

- Screw you! You don't have to do it! - Hey.

- Hey! - What's up? - Mona just dumped me.

Oh, man, I'm sorry.

Why? Lately, I haven't exactly been the perfect boyfriend.

I didn't tell her I got Rachel pregnant.

I gave her a key to my apartment and then had the locks changed.

Then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me.

In a way, I judge her for not breaking up with me sooner.

That really sucks.

Especially on Valentine's Day.

Wait a minute.

What are you doing here? Joey without a date on Valentine's Day? What's going on, huh? Girl trouble? - Sort of.

- Really? You don't have to seem so happy about it.

Maybe I can help.

Whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me.

You know, actually, once I got dumped during sex.

- So anyway, what is it? - Forget about it.

It's no big deal.

- Come on, what is it? - It's nothing.

Hey, it's me.

Why can't you tell me? Okay.

Sit down.

There's this woman that I like a lot.

But it can't happen.

She's not a Tribbiani? No! So is she someone from work? Yes.

Well, does she like you? Sometimes I think she could.

But I can't do anything about it.

Why not? It's complicated.

She was with this other guy.

Someone from work too.

I could never do that to the guy.

We're friends.

So this guy she used to go out with, is he still in love with her? - No, I don't think so.

- Okay.

Is he a good guy? Yeah, he's the best.

- Then talk to him.

- I don't know.

It's worth finding out, if you like her.

I do, so much.

I can't stop thinking about her.

I can't You know what? You have to go for it.

How often does this happen to you? You owe it to yourself.

Here's your warm milk.

I'm gonna put the bourbon in it at home.

Anyway, seriously, just talk to the guy, okay? Let me know how it goes.

It's Rachel.

You're having a baby and you need to prepare.

You're gonna make yourself watch the whole thing.

Just do it! I came to the big city to become a star.

- I'll do anything to make that happen.

- Anything? Maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant.