10. 227409 - The One With Monica's Boots (第8季)【完整台词】

How will we get home? A piggyback ride? - Hop on.

- Okay, wait.

Let me just get my boots off first.

Oh, God.

I know you're in pain right now, but I'm a little turned on.

Do you worry that you'll be walking and your baby will slip out? What college was that, Dina? Oh, my God.

Bobby? Hi, Dina.

Good to see you.

- Joey, what are you doing? - Just what needs to be done.

- Dearly beloved, we're gathered here - This is crazy.

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to God! - Where were we? Do you take this man - No! - You'll take him.

- I won't! - You don't get a say.

- I do.

- I heard "I do.

" We're halfway there.

- All right, Joey, that is enough! As moving as this is, this is not legal.

They don't have a marriage license or witnesses, and the groom has one shoe.

Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it.

What am I to do? They are adults and can make their own decisions.

No, they can't.

They were stupid enough to get knocked up! Contraceptives are not always effective.

Right? - Yeah.

We kind of didn't use any.

- Come on, kids, a little help here! Wow! This place is incredible! Sting's pen that he gave to Phoebe.

Come on, secret passageway.

- Hi.

- Hi.

I'm Trudie.

You must be Ben's mum.

- Why else would I be here? - Why don't you sit down? They haven't been getting along.

I'm sure there are two sides to this.

But all I've heard is that Ben's a "poo-poo-head.

" Won't Jack's father be joining us? I'm sorry.

Jack's father's not available.

Then, could we reschedule for Friday night, perhaps at 8:00? Oh, no, my husband's in concert.

Concert.

Yeah.

That just put us in quite a pickle.

I'm busy before and after the concert, and he's busy during.

So you and I should talk about Jack and Ben right now.

Unless Unless Okay, I would be willing to go to the concert all the while thinking about the children.

- Are you here for tickets? - Thank you.

Four would be great.

I'm not giving tickets to someone who'd use their son like this.

Then you're in luck.

Ben's not my son.

I've pressed a button triggering an alarm.

- Any minute the police will be here.

- The Police? Here? A reunion? Okay, ten blocks down.

Five to go.

- Oh, wait! Stop, stop, stop! - Oh, I'm sorry.

Do you need a break? My boots in tan! Can I see the price? I can see it from right here.

It'll cost you one husband.

I can walk the rest of the way now.

Just give me my boots.

- I don't have your boots.

- Where are they? Why don't you check in one of my saddlebags while I chew on hay? Okay.

My God, we gotta go back and get them! Are you ever gonna wear the boots again? I'll never wear them again.

I just didn't get a chance to say goodbye.

You can say goodbye to the tan ones.

- Okay.

All right.

- Okay.

Bye, boots.

Wait! Half off! Just because they're not getting married doesn't mean it's a disaster.

- Maybe they have a plan.

- Oh, okay, let's hear their plan.

What's the future look like for Dina and Bobby? I really have high hopes for my band.

- You were right.

He is funny.

- Now wait a minute.

I bet when you told people you wanted to be an actor they laughed.

Tell us a bit about your band.

It's just me and my pal Rooster.

The band's name is Numbnuts.

Really? If you're having a baby, you should be married.

Even if it is to Bobby.

Dude, that's not a compliment.

- I knew you wouldn't be supportive.

- What are you gonna do? Have the baby and raise it without a husband? You can't be a single mother! You'll ruin your life! - Am I ruining my life? - No, it's different for you.

You're not some kid who doesn't know what she's doing.

- Excuse me? - One pregnant woman at a time, please! - I just want you to be okay.

- By forcing her to marry? Maybe.

Yeah.

So, what kind of music does Numbnuts Ah, forget it! I can't! I am scared to death about this.

But I can do it.

I just need some help.

- Bobby's gonna be here the whole time.

- You bet.

To answer your earlier question, we're straight up gangster rap.

Rachel's told me how easy you've made this on her.

- Why can't you do that for me? - Because you're my baby sister! And you're my big brother, my favorite guy in the whole world.

I'm not even scared to tell Mom and Dad.

I was scared of telling you.

I'd be scared of them, but all right.

I can't stand having this baby with you mad at me.

I want him to have his uncle.

Is my baby gonna have his Uncle Joey? Of course he's gonna have his Uncle Joey.

We'll be all right.

Even if we're not married, this baby will be so loved.