10. 227409 - The One With Monica's Boots (第8季)【完整台词】

- Oh, Joey, I'm hardly - My little sister Dina.

Hi, Dina.

Nice to meet you.

- Thanks so much for meeting with me.

- This is so exciting for her.

Well, I'll let you two "fashists" get down to business.

Okay.

All right, Dina.

Let's talk about the different areas of fashion you could get involved in.

There's design.

But you may need another degree for that.

- Sales is great.

You get to travel.

- I don't care about fashion.

I'm pregnant.

You are too.

You gotta help me.

Then there's marketing.

- What's wrong? - Nothing.

I just was yawning.

Don't forget my office party's tonight.

We don't have to go, do we? I know that you don't like my parties, but you can wear your new boots.

See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.

- I don't wanna wear the boots tonight.

- Why not? Your bosses will think they pay you too much money.

Or your assistant will see them and want a raise.

Do you think I work at a boot-pricing company? I picked out this outfit the boots don't go with.

You said those boots go with skirts, dresses and pants.

Fine, I'll wear the boots.

In fact, I'll go into my room right now and try the outfit on.

Christmas party in my boots! I can't go in there.

I can't tell him.

It's gonna be okay.

He's been incredibly supportive of me.

And if he gets upset, that's what the meatball sub is for.

- Thank you.

- Okay.

Hey! It's my fashion girls.

- What's wrong? - Why don't you sit down? Dina has something she wants to tell you.

What's going on? Is it Mom? Is she sick? Is it Dad's heart? Is that a sandwich? - Mom and Dad are fine.

- Is that a sandwich?! Joey, there's something that you should know.

Dina? - I'm pregnant.

- What? Now.

Give him the sandwich! Obviously, this is a mistake.

You can't be pregnant.

You have to have sex to get pregnant.

Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25, like you did.

What? Dina I can't believe this.

You're the good one who went to college! - Both years! Who did this to you? - Bobby Corso.

He's a real nice guy.

- I like him a lot.

He's real funny.

- You got pregnant for "funny"? Dina, if he's funny, laugh! - I'll be back in a while.

Stay here! - Why? I can't look at you right now.

- Wow.

- I know.

- Oh, there you are, Ben.

- Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here? I heard you have a problem with one of the boys.

I thought I'd sit you both down and make it all okay.

Now, the boy's name is Sting's son.

Jack? I hate him.

He's a jerk.

Sometimes people may seem like jerks on the outside but they have famous fathers.

- My friend Doug is waiting for me.

- Him, you're friends with.

- Can I help you with something? - Yes.

I'm looking for Jack's parents.

- Are you with a student? - I'm with Ben.

- Are you one of Ben's mothers? - I am one of Ben's mothers.

I'm a lesbian.

It was difficult coming out to my parents.

Well, hi.

I'm Jenny Boon.

I'm a new teacher here.

- I've only met your partner, Carol.

- That would make me Susan.

Are you looking for Jack's parents to discuss his problems with Ben? I think the parents should sit down together.

Yeah, let's do that! That sounds good.

We should sit down and talk.

Me, Carol and the Stings.

- How will I get in touch with them? - Their number's on the contact sheet.

Could I get a copy of that? Carol threw it out.

She lost ours.

She's such a scatterbrain.

But, man, what a hot piece of ass.

- That party wasn't bad.

- I didn't know there'd be dancing.

That was a fun surprise.

- I don't see a cab.

We should walk.

- No, we can't walk.

It's 15 blocks to the subway.

Let's go.

Do you think we can get to the subway if we climb through that manhole? - What's going on? - I can't walk, okay? - These boots were a huge mistake.

- What? You were right.

I never should've bought them.

They're killing me.

So I was right.

This is what it feels like to be right.

It's oddly unsettling.