1. 227401 - The One After "I Do" (第8季)【完整台词】

- No, I won't.

Know why I took all those lessons? I didn't want you to be embarrassed to be seen with some clumsy idiot.

You could never embarrass me.

Okay, you could easily do that.

But it doesn't matter.

I married you.

So I'm gonna dance with my husband.

Just try not to move your feet at all.

There you go.

I'm gonna have you arrested.

You stole my moves.

- How much longer? - Thirty seconds.

Did I miss it? Rachel, I want you to know that if it's positive, we - I know.

- You do? Okay.

It's time.

No! - Go ahead, Rach.

- I can't look at it.

Somebody tell me.

It's negative.

- What? - It's negative.

Well, there you go.

That's really great, great news.

Because the whole not being ready, the financial aspects, all that This is just the way it was supposed to be.

Well then, great.

This is so stupid.

How can I be upset over something I never had? - It's negative? - No, it's positive.

- What? - It's not negative, it's positive.

- Are you sure? - Yeah, I lied before.

- Now you know how you really feel.

- That's a risky little game.

Are you really gonna do this? I'm gonna have a baby.

I'm gonna have a baby! - With who? - No, it's still not the time.

I just didn't see the fast song coming.

Don't try to talk.

We'll get you up to your room, soak your feet.

That's so sweet! There's so few genuinely nice guys out there.

I feel like I'm holding down the fort all alone.

- It's Joey, right? - Yeah.

Wait a minute! I'm the nice one! I danced with the kids all night.

How small are your feet?