7. 226410 - The One With Ross's Library Book (第7季)【完整台词】

-Okay.

Good to see you again.

-Bye-bye.

-Bye.

The system kind of broke down, huh? Joey, I'm sorry.

I just couldn't tell her all those things.

And we got to talking, and l-- We want you to marry her.

What? She is so amazing.

You have no idea.

Who do you think brought her here? Cupid.

She's so cool.

She speaks four languages.

Man, do you know what guys want.

Come on, she's so perfect for you.

She's sweet.

She likes baseball.

She had two beers at lunch.

My beers?! Look, she's a very nice girl.

We had a very good time, but I don't see it going anywhere.

You always say that.

Maybe if you gave her a chance, it would go somewhere.

I'm sorry, you guys.

I just don't think so.

-Whatever.

-Fine.

Hey, don't start judging me.

You're in love with your assistant.

You're sleeping with the guy who keeps pigeons on the roof.

Phoebe! Secret affair.

People are doing it in front of my book.

I'm sorry? My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school.

I went to see it.

And there were students making babies right in the paleontology section.

Oh, my God.

Did you get to see anything good? At your school.

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was there a place on campus where students went to fool around? Yeah, there was.

In the corner of the library where all the books were that nobody ever read.

Yes, there was.

Great, because people kept showing up.

I think it's like a thing.

Hold on a second.

Fifth floor, against that back wall? Oh, for crying out loud! -So we should go catch our movie.

-What's the rush? I'd like to see the previews.

The candy.

-Oh, hey.

-Well, look who's here.

-Hey, Joey.

-Hey, Erin.

-Hey, Rachel.

-Hi.

We were about to take off and see a movie.

-Oh, no! -What's wrong? Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.

Oh, no.

What party? A birthday party.

Whose birthday party? Alison's birthday party.

And how old is Alison? Thirty-two.

Wait a minute.

Why don't you guys do something? Look how that worked out.

Excuse me.

Hi, I'm a professor here.

Do you know the paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437? Well, yes.

Just give me five minutes.

I just have to find someone to cover my shift.

No, no, no.

Can I speak to someone in charge? How can I help? Hi, I was wondering, is it possible to increase security.

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in the paleontology section? I wrote a book that's up there.

And instead of reading it, people are.

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Well, they're rolling around in front of it.

We are aware of the problem you're referring to.

As far as increasing security, I'm afraid the library's understaffed.

I can't help you.

Well, fine.

If I'm the only person with any appreciation.

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of the sanctity of the written word, then I'll go defend it myself.

Don't you follow me.

-How did it go with Erin? -Unbelievable.

We had the best time.

-So you're not mad anymore? -No, no.

You guys were totally right.

This was much better than the first date.

It was awkward.

We were both nervous.