6. 226406 - The One With the Nap Partners (第7季)【完整台词】

I remember talking about this day with Rachel.

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while we were showering together, naked.

And she's back in the game! Julie.

Hi.

Chandler Bing.

I guess you remember me.

Hello, Skidmark.

It's a nickname.

I'll explain later.

It's pretty clear.

I owe you a long, overdue apology.

I shouldn't have broken up with you because of your weight.

That's why you broke up with me? You didn't know that? Well, I guess my work here is done.

First of all, I would like to say you both performed very well, okay? You should be proud.

And I'd also like to say, in this competition, there are no losers.

Well, except Rachel.

Damn it! Really? I won.

-What? -I'm sorry, Rach, it was really close.

-Well, then I demand a recount! -Actually, it wasn't that close.

You know what? Your thing was so stupid anyway.

We're gonna flip a coin, all right? Heads.

What? The coins have finally forgiven me! Know what? I hope Monica forgives you after you throw her.

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vegetarian-voodoo-goddess-circle-y shower.

Rach, it's gonna be okay.

You guys are the best! Boy, I tell you.

That judging stuff took a lot out of me.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

Thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch.

Why would I care about that? No reason.

I'm just saying that.

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that's where I'll be.

As bad as that went, I actually enjoyed myself.

I think that I'm going to apologize for all the stupid things that I do.

Why don't you just stop doing stupid things? -Then you wouldn't have to apologize.

-I'd love it if I could do both.

All right, I have to ask.

What? Will you break up with me if I get fat? What? You broke up with Julie.

How much weight did she gain? A hundred and forty-five pounds.

In one year? My God, what did she eat? Her family? That's not the point.

I know it was a stupid reason to break up with someone, but I was 1 5.

Yeah, well, that's not the only time this was an issue.

You remember when you spent Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat.

Wait a minute.

-That was totally different.

-How? You were not supposed to hear that.

I said that behind your back.

What if I have babies, okay? I'm gonna look different.

I'm okay with that, but I'm not sure you are.

You have to realize I don't think of you as a thin, beautiful woman.

This is one of the things that I can apologize for later.

What I mean is, you're Monica.

Okay? And I am in love with Monica.

Keep going.

So you can balloon up or you can shrink down.

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and I will still love you.

Even if I were to shrink down to 2 inches tall? I'd carry you around in my pocket.

I love you.

Skidmark still got a way with the ladies.

Hi, Pheebs.

-Hi.

-Hi.

I just want to apologize.

I'm really sorry I was a baby.

That's ridiculous.

Rachel, we were all babies once.

Oh, you mean today.

Yeah.

Yeah, and you know, you deserve to win.

And I was thinking about it.

If you're Monica's maid of honor, I get to be yours.

-Oh, yeah.

-Yeah.

When Monica and Chandler got engaged, I put some stuff together.

-Just in case.

-Oh, that's so sweet.

Thanks.

Here is a book of poetry that I know Monica loves.

Oh, God, this is funny.

Look.

Here's a picture from one Halloween when she dressed up as a bride.