6. 226406 - The One With the Nap Partners (第7季)【完整台词】

Do you know why? Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom? No, but because he thought I was too fa-- Every time I think about it, I feel as bad as I did then.

I really think you should apologize to Julie.

Honey, are you kidding? That was like 1 6 years ago.

It would make me feel better if Louis apologized to me.

I'll do it.

But I warn you, this may make me a better person.

And that is not the man you fell in love with.

Okay, we'll give you hypothetical maid-of-honor situations.

You'll be scored on a scale of one to ten.

-One being the highest.

-Ten is the highest.

-Why is 1 0 the highest? -Because it's the highest.

Okay, Rachel, you're up first.

Situation number one: You're with Monica.

The wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet.

Go! I don't want to marry Chandler.

-I've got cold feet.

-It's gonna be okay.

One man the rest of my life? I don't know.

This means I'll never get to sleep with Joey.

Look, Monica.

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getting cold feet is very common.

It's just because of all the anticipation.

And you just have to remember that you love Chandler.

And also, I ran out on a wedding.

You don't get to keep the gifts.

Drawing on your own experience.

Very good.

Yes, very nice, Rachel.

Thank you, judges.

-Kiss ass.

-Oh.

-Okay, Phoebe.

-Yes, Your Honor.

We're now in the ceremony.

Monica is about to say, "I do" .

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when her drunk uncle starts yelling.

What do you do? Go! When Monica was a little girl.

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I remember that-- Ow! -Very good! -Oh.

Yes, excellent.

Perfect score.

She just made a scene in the middle of the ceremony! Hey, you want a little taste of Pheebs? It is time for you to give your maid-of-honor speech.

We haven't even prepared-- -Go! -Okay, okay, okay.

Webster's Dictionary defines marriage as-- Okay, no! Forget that! That sucks! Okay, never mind.

Forget it.

I met-- I met Monica when we were just a couple of 6-year-olds.

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and became friends with Chandler when he was 25.

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although he seemed like a 6-year-old.

Oh.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

I've known them separately and together.

To know them as a couple is to know that you are in the presence of love.

So I would like to raise my glass.

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to Monica and Chandler.

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and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together.

I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.

Wow.

-Great speech.

-Yeah, it really was.

Oh, thanks.

Okay, Phoebe, I guess you're next.

Although I really don't see the point.

Okay.

I can't believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married.