6. 226406 - The One With the Nap Partners (第7季)【完整台词】

-Yeah.

-I'll talk to you later.

-Okay.

-But not about this.

-No, never.

Never! -Bye.

-No touch.

No touch.

Hey, a weird thing happened at brunch.

This woman overheard that I was marrying you.

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and she wished me good luck.

That's sweet.

No, it was more like a "good luck.

" So, what did this woman look like? She was, like, 30, dark hair, attractive.

Any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror? Was it someone you dated in college? No, I only dated two girls in college.

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both blond, both not attractive.

Let me check this out.

-What are you doing? -Well, let's see.

Okay, is that her? Oh, my God, yes! -Who is she? -Julie Graff, my camp girlfriend.

Did you break up with her? No, we're still together.

We went out for two summers and then I broke up with her.

-Why? -She came back the third summer.

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and she'd gotten really fa-- -Fat? -I did not say fat.

I said fa-- You broke up with a girl because she was fat? Yeah.

Yeah.

But it was a really long time ago.

Does she still feel bad? Apparently she does.

You know what they say: "Elephants never forget.

" Seriously, good luck marrying me.

Hey, what's going on? She's Monica's maid of honor.

Hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs.

You have been maid of honor before? You see? This is exactly why you shouldn't lie.

That's it.

I am maid of honor.

-No, I am.

-How come you are? Because I cared enough to lie.

Hey, I could help you decide who should do it.

We could have an audition.

See how you'd handle maid-of-honor-type situations.

-What do you mean? -When I want a job.

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I audition and if I'm the best of the people they see.

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I get the part.

So, okay, so after this audition, who decides who gets it? Oh, me and Ross can be the judges.

-It's better than us deciding.

-Oh, this is crazy.

-Can't we just flip a coin? -No, coins hate me.

Okay, fine.

You know what? We will let Ross and Joey decide.

Hi! Ross, sweetie.

Hey there, handsome thing.

Wow, this cologne really is every bit as good as Giorgio.

Hey.

Just brought back your videos.

Hey, Ross.

Look, I think we need to talk about before.

No.

No, we don't.

Yes, we do.

Now, look.

That was the best nap I ever had.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Come on, admit it.

That was the best nap you ever had.

I've had better.

Okay.

When? All right! All right! It was the best nap ever! I said it, okay? But it's over, Joey! I want to do it again.

We can't do it again.

-Why not? -Because it's weird! Fine.

You want a drink? -Sure.

What do you got? -Warm milk and Excedrin PM.

Chandler.

I just figured out who you are.

Can you figure out what I'm doing? -You're Louis Posen.

-Who? He was my best friend in fifth grade.

One day, I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no.