5. 226404 - The One With the Engagement Picture (第7季)【完整台词】

-Did you have fun with Joey? -Yeah, we went to the Knicks game.

That's nice.

Then we went to a bar, and he hooked us up with all these women.

Women? You mean, like old women? Kind of old, like 30.

I never used to be able to talk to girls in bars.

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but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.

That's great.

Joey must have really taught you some stuff.

A little.

How you doing? See? That's a great smile.

Easy, natural.

Now pretend I have a camera.

-You're changing it.

-I can't help it.

You want to know what I do when I take résumé shots? Borrow money from me? Yeah.

Okay, first of all, you want to make it look spontaneous.

So here's what I do.

I look down, look down, keep looking down.

Then I look up.

See? Now you try.

Look down.

You're looking down.

Keep looking down.

Why is there jelly on your shoe? I had a donut.

-Hi.

-Hey.

So, I heard you had some fun with Tag last night.

Yeah, that guy's all right.

Yeah, and you had fun teaching him how to be all "Joey.

" -What? -You know, all the women.

You can't teach someone to be good with women.

That's why I never had any luck with Chandler.

I'm right here.

Would you mind just not going out with him again? Just the idea of you and he and all these women-- I know he's my assistant, and we can't date! But it bothers me, all right? No, no, no, you can't take him away from me.

I got a great partner to pick up girls with.

Finally! I'm still right here.

Will you talk to him.

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and tell him how unsatisfying this dating-tons-of-women thing is? What? I don't want him to meet anybody until I'm over my crush.

I will get over it.

It's not like I love him.

It's just physical.

I get these crushes all the time.

I had a crush on you at first.

I know.

Monica told me.

Did you have a crush on me when we first met? Yeah, sure.

Can you people not see me? Will you talk to him? -I don't know, Rach.

-I'll give you 1 0 Ralph Lauren shirts.

One.

No, 1 0.

You said 1 0.

You can't take that back.

You wanted to talk to me? I don't know.

You got something for me? Yeah, this is from Rachel.

Ten.

Okay.

Tag, there's such a thing as too many women.

-Really? -Yeah, for you.

-Hey, there you are.

-There I am.

-You okay? -Yeah, Joey said I needed to relax.

So he gave me an antihistamine.

What? I fell asleep on the subway and went to Brooklyn.

Brooklyn is far.

What were you thinking? But don't worry, because I know how to take a picture now.

Okay, see.

Look down.

Look down.

Look down.

-Chandler? -Yeah? -Hi.

-Hi.

How are things going with Crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet? Listen, you are hearing one side of the story.

Okay? FYl, she must have shown Kyle over 30 paint samples.

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before she painted that room.

And his response to each one was, "I don't give a tiny rat's ass.

" Maybe she should have spent a little less time decorating.

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and a little more time in the bedroom.

I don't think we are going to have that problem.

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