5. 226404 - The One With the Engagement Picture (第7季)【完整台词】

I guess this'll be fine.

-What are you doing tonight? -Nothing.

Why? How would you feel about taking out Tag? I'll pay.

It's gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.

I'm not asking you to go on a date with him.

Really? Because I could kind of use the money.

He's new in town and he doesn't have any guy friends.

Take him to a ball game or something.

I'd appreciate it.

-Yeah, okay, no problem.

-Thank you.

Ooh, hey, doughnuts! I know.

Let's try a look.

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of far-off wonderment.

Gaze into our future and think about our marriage and the days to come.

Chandler, what is the matter with your face? This picture should say "Geller and Bing to be married" .

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not "Local woman saves drowning moron.

" (LAUGHS) Hey, don't laugh at him.

He's my drowning moron.

That's it, that's it! Take it, take it! I like this one.

It seems to say, "I love you and that's why I have to kill you.

" Can't all be bad.

Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes.

There it is.

Oh, my God, those are my bedroom eyes? Why did you ever sleep with me? Do you really want to pull at that thread? -I'm having a good time.

-Me too.

Sorry that guy on the subway licked your neck.

No, that's okay.

He's a friend.

I don't mean to be presumptuous.

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but I have tickets to the ballroom-dancing finals tomorrow.

Yeah, l-- Well, I missed the semifinals, so I think I would just be lost.

I know it's lame, but I got these tickets from my boss-- Oh, no, no, no, my God! Okay, don't freak out.

I'll go.

It's my ex-wife, Whitney.

I cannot deal with her now.

She's crazy.

Okay, I know.

Hold on.

-Hey, Ross.

-Yeah.

That's Whitney, Kyle's ex-wife out there.

Do you think you could divert her so we could slip out? What? No.

Okay, but I have two tickets to the ballroom-dance finals.

I don't think so, Pheebs.

All right, I'll do it.

-But just because you're a friend.

-Okay.

Oh! Hi, Ginger.

I want my key back.

-I don't have it.

-It's right there.

Okay, Sherlock.

I'm sorry, but you'd better go.

I just wanted to thank you for diverting Kyle's ex.

You're welcome.

We'll talk about it later.

-Hi, Whitney.

-Hi, Ross.

-Are you ready for breakfast? -Yep.

Kyle's ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her, not date her.

Can you give me a second while I talk to this woman.

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who, by the way, did not spend the night? -Sure.

-Okay.

I did divert her, and we ended up having a great time, okay? Watching ballroom dancing? Yes, that's where we realized we were both super cool people.

Look, Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her.

Like what? Like she's really mean, and she's overly critical and-- She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you.

Okay.

And she uses sex as a weapon.

Thank you for warning me.

At breakfast, I'll be on alert for room painting and sex weapons.

-You're still gonna go out with her? -Yeah.

Well, didn't you hear what I just said? Pheebs, come on.

I mean, consider the source.

Of course her ex-husband's gonna say that stuff.

Now if you'll excuse me.

Listen to me, she is crazy! WHITNEY: Your door isn't soundproof.

You see? Nothing is good enough for her.

-Morning.

-Hi, Tag.