3. 226405 - The One With Phoebe's Cookies (第7季)【完整台词】

Can you tighten up the Cunningham? You just said a bunch of stuff I don't know.

Joey, come on! We just went over this.

We did that when that bird.

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flew over with the fish in his mouth.

Did you see it? It was gross.

I did not see the bird or the fish! I did not see the piece of Styrofoam shaped like Mike Tyson! I did not, because I was trying to teach you how to sail a boat.

Which obviously is an impossible thing to do.

You're yelling, and I don't see you taking your top off.

I quit! -What do you mean? You can't quit.

-Why not? You're not finished! I won't have it.

Greenes do not quit.

Greenes? I'm a Tribbiani.

Tribbianis quit.

Oh, my God.

I just said, "Greenes don't quit," didn't l? Did I say, "Greenes don't quit"? Yes! And you're still yelling at me.

No, I'm not yelling at you.

I'm just yelling near you.

Oh, God, Joey.

I'm my father.

Oh, my God.

This is horrible.

I try so hard not to be my mother, I didn't see this coming.

I'm so sorry.

I just wanted you to learn.

I did learn.

-Really? -Yeah, come on.

It's okay.

I know what a mainsail is.

I know to duck when the boom comes across.

-I know port is right.

-Left.

Damn it! It would make my grandmother happy.

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that we're trying to figure out her recipe.

I bet she's looking up at us and smiling right now.

Looking up? She was really nice to me but she's in hell for sure.

Well, I've tried everything.

I give up.

I'm not gonna be the mom.

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who makes the world's best cookies.

I do make the best duck confit with broccoli raab.

Kids love that, right? Isn't there any relative that has the recipe? What about your sister? No.

I made a promise to myself that the next time.

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I would talk to Ursula is over my dead body.

And that's not happening till October 1 5, 2032.

That's the day you're gonna die? I've got shuffleboard that day.

That's what you think.

What about friends of your grandma? Wouldn't they have the recipe? I may have relatives in France who would know.

My grandmother said she got it from her grandmother, "Nestley Toulouse.

" What was her name? Nestley Toulouse.

Nestlé Tollhouse? You Americans always butcher the French language.

Phoebe, is this the recipe? Yes! Oh.

I cannot believe that I spent.

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two days figuring out that recipe.

It was here the whole time! I know! You see, it is stuff like this.

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which is why you're burning in hell! So you understand.

I'd feel better if you didn't tell what happened.

I'm a little embarrassed about it.

I understand completely.

Nothing's scarier than embarrassing yourself.

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in front of your in-laws.

As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy, I was unemployed.

Her father asked me what I did for a living.

I said I was a lawyer.

-What'd you do when they found out? -They never did.

So if you ever see me giving them legal advice, just nod along.