3. 226405 - The One With Phoebe's Cookies (第7季)【完整台词】

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but did you have to bond to that part? I'm sure Dad doesn't care.

He probably thought it was funny.

He'll be telling this story for years.

I don't want him to tell this story for years.

Oh, but he will.

He still tells the story about how Monica tried to escape from fat camp.

I wasn't escaping.

Then how'd you get caught in the barbed wire? I was trying to help out a squirrel.

You were trying to eat it.

If that is your father calling to tell this story.

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then the marriage is off! Come on.

Hello.

I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.

I'll call you later, Dad.

I love you.

I'm off to see your dad.

Aren't you a little overdressed? You better make sure he tips you this time.

I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore.

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and I figured the best way to do that was face to face.

And by "face," I don't mean his lap.

And by "face," I don't mean my ass.

Are you getting Monica and Chandler a present? I don't know.

You know, they didn't get us anything.

Thank you! Hey.

Well, hello.

So when are we getting back out on the water, matey? I don't know the boat way to say this, but, never.

Why not? Because you're mean on the boat.

I was just trying to teach you.

Well, lesson learned.

Rachel is mean.

Yep, yep, yep.

I remember when she took me out on her dad's boat.

She wouldn't let me help at all.

Excuse me, I wanted you to help.

But you couldn't move.

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because you were wearing three life jackets.

You have to respect the sea.

Joey, I'm sorry if you thought that was mean.

But I tell you, that was not mean.

My father is mean.

He used to always yell at me on the boat.

It was horrible.

I was being a really good teacher.

Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer, pinhead! " Does a good student drink 7 beers during his first lesson? Six and a half.

You knocked the last one out of my hand, remember? I didn't want you to get hit by the boom.

Well, it hit me anyway.

It would have hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.

I'm sorry.

I will try to tone it down and stop yelling.

No bossing me around? -I won't boss you around.

-And be nice? -I'll be nice.

-You'll be topless? -Joey! -You want me to learn? Here's batch 22.

Maybe these are like your grandma's.

This has a bit of orange peel, but no nutmeg.

Let's give it a shot.

I haven't made so many cookies since 9th grade.

What for, a bake sale? No, just a Friday night.

These are pretty good.

Yeah, but not as good as batch 1 7.

Which one was that? The ones we had after you almost threw up.

Oh, yeah, batch 1 7 was good.

I did not like batch 1 6.

I'm okay.

Any more from the good batch? We could work off those.

I think there's one left.

Batch 1 6.

Sixteen, people, get out of the way! Okay, Joey.

You're doing really good.

I just need you to step to the portside.

Remember talking about the portside? Oh, yeah.

No.

It's left, sweetie, but that's okay.

That's a tough one.

Why not just say left? Okay, go to the left.

The left.

Just sit over there! You're yelling again.

See that? Oh, no, no.

Very quiet.

Said with love, no yelling.

You know what? Since I'm here, I'm gonna have a beer on the portside.

See what I did there? We're luffing a little.