3. 226405 - The One With Phoebe's Cookies (第7季)【完整台词】

This is the only one left.

We can't accept this.

Why not? Cause it's gross.

No, wait.

I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie.

I do this at work all the time.

-Really? -I think so! Okay, Ross, we owe you a present.

Two! I've been engaged twice.

Look at this clown.

He thinks he can take up the whole river.

Get out of the way, jackass! Who names their boat Coast Guard, anyway? That is the Coast Guard.

What are they doing here? The coast is all the way over there.

Joey, just ignore the boats.

-We're not finished with our lesson.

-All right.

I'm gonna go over the basic points once more.

Come on, Rach.

I got it, okay? I want to go over there.

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where that boatload of girls is.

Is that it? You want to give.

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a shout to the hot chicas? Okay, let's do that, Sailor Joe.

Quick question, though: What's this called? -Boat rope? -Wrong! How do you get the mainsail up? Rub it? No.

What do you do if I say we're coming about? I say, "Come again?" I know this one.

I know this one.

Time's up.

Now you're dead.

And deaf! You go on and make your little jokes.

If you don't know what you're doing.

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you will die.

Am I getting through to you? -Yes.

-Don't just say yes.

This isn't a game.

You could get hurt out here! Do you want to pay attention, or do you want to die? I want to make a ship-to-shore call to Chandler.

-I definitely taste nutmeg.

-You do? You don't? Well, that's the difference.

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between a professional and a layman.

That and arrogance.

Hey.

Hey.

How was sailing? I don't want to talk about it.

You could've at least saved me a cookie.

Women are mean! I can't believe that.

Now the only thing left of my grandmother's legacy is.

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this crumb.

I wish you a long and happy marriage.

-Hey.

-How was it? Well, I had a great time.

Chauncey on the other hand.

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I will tell the story.

It was going great.

I let him win, we were bonding.

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he even said I could call him Dad.

And what did he ask you not to call him? "Daddy.

" Look, here's the story.

We hadjust finished playing, and we were gonna take a steam.

I walk into the room and it's really steamy.

So I take off my glasses, and that's when it happened.

Guys? -Over here.

-Have a seat, son.

Hey! -Oh, my God! I can't believe it.

-I know.

You gave my father a lap dance.

Why do they put so much steam in there? Because otherwise they'd have to call it the "room" room.

Why? Why did that have to happen? Come on, it's not that big a deal.

Not that big a deal? There was touching of things.

I know you wanted to bond with my dad.

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