21. 226424 - The One With the Vows (第7季)【完整台词】

Big Oh, look, there's Monica and Chandler.

Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! Chandler and Monica! Oh, my God! - Chandler and Monica! - Oh, my God! - Oh, my eyes! My eyes! - Phoebe! Phoebe! - It's okay! It's okay! - No! They're doing it! I know! I know! - You know? - Yes! And Joey, but Ross doesn't, so stop screaming! - Hey, what's going on? - Oh, hi! What? What? We're excited that you might get this place! - Actually, it looks really good.

- It looks pretty good! Get in here! Come on! So they don't know that Rachel knows? Yes, but it doesn't matter who knows what.

Enough of us know.

We can just tell them we know.

The lying and the secrets will be over.

Or, we can not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.

We better go if we're gonna catch that movie.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Bye, Chandler.

I miss you already.

Did you see the inappropriate pinching? Actually, I did.

So now do you believe that she's attracted to me? Oh, my God! My God, she knows about us! - Phoebe knows about us! - I didn't tell them.

Them? Who's them? Phoebe and Joey.

Joey! And Rachel.

They made me promise not to tell.

They think they are so slick, messing with us! They don't know that we know that they know.

- So .

- Ah, yes! The messers become the messees! My God, he wants me to come over and feel his biceps! Are you kidding? I can't believe he'd do that to Mo Joey? Do they know that we know? - No.

- Joey! - They know you know.

- I knew it! I cannot believe those two! They thought that they could mess with us? With us? They don't know that we know they know we know.

Joey, you can't say anything.

Couldn't if I wanted to.

She wants me to put lotion on her! She's bluffing! She's not backing down.

She went like this.

He's not backing down.

He went to get lotion.

Aren't you guys done yet? The sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over.

- I like that.

- Okay.

Okay, show him your bra.

He's afraid of bras.

Can't work them.

Wow! You didn't rip off any buttons.

It's not my first time.

You go seduce her until she cracks.

Okay, give me a second.

- Did you clean up in here? - Of course.

Oh, you're going? Not without you, lover.

So, this is my bra.

It's very, very nice.

Well, come here.

I'm happy we're gonna have all the sex.

You should be.

I'm very bendy.

- I'm gonna kiss you.

- Not if I kiss you first.

There's nothing left for us to do but kiss.

Here it comes.

Our first kiss.

- Okay, okay, okay, fine, you win! - Ha! - I can't have sex.

- Why not? - I'm in love with Monica.

- You're what? Love her! That's right, I love her! I love her! I love you, Monica.

I love you too, Chandler.

I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love.

That's it, it's over.

Everybody knows.

- Well, Ross doesn't.

- We'd like it if no one told him yet.

No.

What are you doing? Get off my sister! Friends getting married, it's gotta change things.

Think it'll be different? How can it not be? They're gonna have kids and hang out with other couples who have kids.

And maybe they'll leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.

Things change.

I don't want them to move to a Volvo dealership.

It'll be okay, Joe.

Sorry.

I just I like things the way they are.

Who's this little naked guy? That naked guy would be me.

Look at the little thing.

Yes.

Yes, fine, that is my penis.

Can we be grownups now? - Who are those people? - Got me.

Oh, that's Nana right there.

- Wow.

- Let's see.

"Me and the gang at Java Joe's.

" Monica, you look like your grandma.

How old was she? Let's see, 1939.

Yeah, 24, 25.

Looks like a fun gang.

Look, look, look! I got Monica naked.

Let me see.

No, that would be me again.

- Hey, you guys.

- What's going on? Well, we were just talking about you guys getting married and how great it is.

Yeah, you can get a Volvo.

If that's what you really want.

That's so sweet.

- So, we both finished our vows.

- Can we read them? As long as I don't hear his and he doesn't hear mine.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Funny one! Good! Will you marry me? What? I don't get it.

Oh, yeah! - Man, this is hilarious! - Chandler! Don't worry, we'll make yours funnier.

Okay, what do you think? - Dude .

- I have never known love like this.

- You really like it? - Dude! How did you write this? I stole Monica's and changed the name.

- You can't do that! - Lf he goes first he can!