17. 226414 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress (第7季)【完整台词】

- Oh, great.

- Is your back feeling better? - That's fine.

I guess the more muscles you have the more they can spasm out of control.

- Kristen? - Joey! - What are you doing here? - I like this place.

And technically, I'm not breaking any rules, so .

Well, Ross, this is Joey.

Joey, Ross.

- Hi.

- Hi.

It's nice to meet you.

I used to have a friend named Joey.

I don't anymore.

Our table will be ready in a couple minutes.

Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! So, Joey, you look familiar.

Are you on TV or something? He doesn't like to talk about it but he's one of the stars of Days of Our Lives.

That's right.

Don't you play a woman? A woman in a man's body.

Much better.

It's funny, because you look familiar to me too.

Have you ever been married? Yes, I have.

In fact, just the other day Kris and I talked about how I've been married and have a son.

- Little Eric.

- That's right.

Wait.

No, Ben.

So you've just been married the one time then? - Well .

- You've been married twice? Yes.

And another time after that.

Boy, I'm getting hungry.

Have you ever been so hungry on a date that when the girl goes to the bathroom, you eat her food? You said the waiter ate my crab cake.

So, Ross, now why did that first marriage break up? Was it because the woman was straight or because she was a lesbian? - Do you two know each other? - No.

But he seems like a guy who'd marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.

Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea? Have you ever slept in the same bed with a monkey? You leave Marcel out of this! Fine! You ever gotten stuck in a pair of leather pants? Have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet, VD-boy? Monkey-lover! Where do you think we lost her? Probably around gonorrhea.

- Hi, honey, I'm home! - Don't come in here! Why, do you have another boyfriend in there? No.

We only mess around at his place.

I started it, but now it's scaring me, so could you come out here? I'm wearing a wedding dress.

You got a wedding dress? - Yeah, but I'm not keeping it.

- Then why can't I see it? Oh.

I guess you can.

But I have to return it, so you can't like it.

Okay, I promise.

I'll hate it.

Wow.

You look hideous.

Really? Yeah.

That's like the most ugliest dress I've ever seen.

Why do you have to return it? Because it doesn't really fit.

Oh, I booked The Swing Kings.

Oh, that's great.

Thanks.

But that dress is terrible.

- It makes me want to rip it off you.

- Okay.

But you can't rip it.

Well, maybe a little.

Guys, you want to look at the song list for the wedding? Guys? I thought you'd be gone all day.

All right, what's going on? I'm sorry.

I should probably leave you girls alone.

Laugh all you want, but in 10 minutes we'll have younger-looking skin.

You know, she could use a little .

Oh, nice shot! Yeah!