Thanks for coming by.
We wanted to bounce some ideas off of you about the wedding ceremony.
- What's the matter? Are you okay? - It's just .
Monica said "wedding.
" We thought one of you could read something.
Okay, yeah, I guess I can do that too.
Too? I kind of have something else planned for you guys.
- Do you mind telling us what it is? - Sorry.
I'm kind of keeping this one on the QT.
Whatever it is, I hope it involves winking.
- Hey.
- Hey.
I talked to one of the DOOL writers - What is DOOL? -Days Of Our Lives.
You won't believe it.
My character is coming out of his coma! - That's wonderful.
- Wow, Joey.
And not only that.
I'm getting a new brain! So great things are happening at work and in your personal life.
You're getting a new brain? They're killing off one of the characters and her brain is being transplanted into my body.
What? A brain transplant? It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous that you haven't had sex in three months.
It's winter.
There are fewer people on the street.
Who are they killing off? Cecilia Monroe.
She plays Jessica Lockhart.
No! She is so good at throwing drinks in people's faces.
I don't think I've ever seen her finish a drink.
The way she slaps people.
Wouldn't you love to? Don't do it.
And she's been on the show forever.
It's gonna be really hard to fill her shoes.
Help me out here.
When you come out of the brain transplant you are going to be her? Yes, but in Drake Ramoray's body.
Why is this so hard for you to get? I thought you were a scientist.
The One With Joey's New Brain Rach, so that guy there: Straight or gay? Oh, yeah, he's too cute to be straight.
Knockers will help us figure it out.
All right, straight.
And not subtle.
He left his cell phone.
We could have Gunther put it in lost and found.
Or we could use it to call China, see how those guys are doing.
What if he calls his own cell phone and I answer and we start talking and we fell in love? Would that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age.
That does sound great.
I'm getting the phone.
What? Wait.
Why do you get the story? I haven't been out on a date in so long.
Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
That wasn't a date.
That was friends getting together and having sex.
Okay.
Great.
I get the phone.
No way.
You just broke up with Tag a week ago.
Yeah, and until now, I didn't think I would love again.
- Nice try.
- Wait.
How do we fairly decide who gets the phone? I don't know.
Maybe we could .
Ah-ha! Too slow! Ah-ha! Too cocky.
I'm dating him.
There's nothing you can do.
Yes, there is.
Are you going to kill him like you did Charles? Oh, my baby.
Cut! That was great.
And that slap looked so real.
How do you do that? - Oh, just years of experience.
- Can I get some ice here?! I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are.
You're not the fan who's dying, are you? I'm Joey Tribbiani.
We did a scene together yesterday.
- I'm the guy in the coma.
- Oh, that was a real person? Since I'm getting your brain when you leave the show I was wondering if - I'm leaving the show? - Why? Did you hear something? Who told you that? - One of the writers.
- Was it bald or was it tall? You know, it doesn't matter, because it is not true.
Okay.
And if it were true, how dare you come to me and ask me for tips about a character I've played for 20 years! Miss Monroe Oh, there you go.
Okay, look, I have an idea.
Why don't we see what kind of numbers he has on his speed dial and then whoever has more in common with him gets the phone.
- Fine.
All right.
- All right.
First name on the speed dial is "Mom.
" Oh.
I lost my mom to suicide.
You can't use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.
Did I use that already today? Sorry.
"Ben, Carlos, David" Oh, I win.
He's got Barney's on his speed dial.
You don't know it's Barney's the store.
That could be his friend's house, a bar Who has Barney's the store on their speed dial? His new girlfriend.
What is that? I think it's the Dying Cat Parade.
Sounds like it's coming from across the street.
- Oh, my God.
- What? The thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding? He was hanging out with me and said, "You're half Scottish, right?" No.
There is no way.
It cannot be Ross.
Unbelievable.
Why is your family Scottish? Why is your family Ross? He cannot play at our wedding.
I mean, come on.
That is just noise! It's not even a song.
Wait.
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