12. 226413 - The One Where They're Up All Night (第7季)【完整台词】

There's a reset button? My God! Why didn't I see that? Reset button.

Reset button.

Where is there a reset button? Oh, here it is! Oh! - Okay, you have a good grip? - Yeah.

I'm gonna start to climb down you now.

- All right, just hurry up.

- Okay.

Now, should I climb down your front so we're face to face or should I climb down your back so we're butt to face? - Face to face.

- I like face to face.

- Okay, here I come.

- All right.

Oh, my How much do you weigh, Ross? I prefer not to answer.

I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.

When we talked about face to face I don't think we thought it all the way through.

- What do you want me to do? - Just shimmy down me and drop.

- Hi.

- Hi.

You know, maybe I should hang, and you should climb down me.

Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while! - It still looks pretty far.

- It's not that far.

Just drop.

Do not rush me! My pants are starting to come down, and I'm not wearing any underwear.

My ankle! I really hurt my ankle! I think I twisted it when A quarter! That really was some of your best work.

I told you.

I can't believe it.

I've only got two hours until I call in sick for work.

I have to be up in seven minutes.

Well, you're not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes .

Really? You want to? You get the vacuum cleaner.

I'll get the furniture polish.