11. 226412 - The One With All the Cheesecakes (第7季)【完整台词】

- Well, that changes everything! You know what, Pheebs? You were right before.

Friends are so important.

Yeah, I'm very wise.

I know.

Know what I really want? - What? - Is to have a long, long talk.

You know? Get Joey out on the open road and really open him up.

- Any progress? - Yes.

I will have the lobster ravioli.

God, Joey, this is taking forever.

- What's the rush? - Well I have an appointment.

And it's very important.

What is it? Well it's a date.

A date? No, you must be mistaken, because you wouldn't have a date on the same night you have plans with a friend.

Don't make me feel badly.

No, I'm gonna! You made me feel really guilty about going out with that girl.

Like I did something terrible.

Now you're doing the same thing.

It's not! It's totally different! This is with David.

Remember David, the scientist guy? He's very special to me.

My girl the other night was special.

She was a scientist too.

- She was? - Well, she graduated high school.

Whatever.

Know what? He's only here for four hours and I'm gonna go see him.

- Fine! - Yeah.

What are you still doing here? I told you, lobster ravioli! I was about to leave.

I didn't think you were coming.

I wouldn't have missed this.

Well, I'm very glad you're here.

Oh, you're such a gentleman.

Come on, we're going to my place.

Are you eating the cheesecake without me? I will give you $ 100 to whistle right now.

- How can you eat it without me? - What'll you do? Tell Monica or Joey? No, you'd have to tell them everything.

We're dessert stealers.

We're living outside the law.

I don't trust you with this cake.

I got it first, and I'm taking it back! - What? Oh, no.

- Oh, yes.

You think I trust you with it? No, we'll split it.

That's not fair.

You had some.

I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake "dry and mealy.

" What do we use to split it? All right, pick a half.

Well, this side looks bigger.

But there's more crust on this side.

Maybe if I measure it Pick a piece! - All right, I pick that one.

- It's the smaller piece.

Okay.

There you go.

Enjoy your half, my friend.

But that is it.

No sharing, no switching, and don't come crying to me if you eat your piece too fast.

- You gonna give me some of yours? - Oh, no.

No switching, no sharing.

And don't come crying to me.

I may just sit here and have my cake all day.

Just sit here in the hallway and eat my Ross, sweetheart! Oh, hey, Aunt Millie.

- Isn't it a beautiful wedding? - Yes, it is.

Every time, on the lips! Why? Why on the lips? There's Frannie.

Won't she be happy to see me? You be nice, all right? I didn't bring you to ambush her.

Frannie was the one who showed your Playboys to Mom.

That bitch.

Monica! What? Am I doing here? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me.

How do you like that? Hi, Frannie.

Congratulations.

You invite my whole family, and not me? Why? Why wouldn't you want me here? What could I have done? Stuart! I believe you know my husband.

So it's really a question of "who" could you have done.

I hate this, but I have to go.

I can't miss my flight.

I bet there's another flight to Minsk in July.

That's really beautiful.

What does it mean? "Please clean my beakers.

" I don't get out of the lab much.

I thought it meant something else.

Yeah, well, I really actually wanted to say that.

But I figured I probably shouldn't because I have to leave.

No, you're right.

Don't say it.

I do, though.

I do too.

Well, bye, Phoebe.

Now's not the time, Joey.

You can yell at me tomorrow.

Wait, no, Pheebs.

I'm not gonna yell at you.

I just started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left.

Oh, Pheebs, come here.

- Are you okay? - No, I'm not okay.

The only guy I've ever been crazy about is going to Minsk and I may never see him again.

You could always visit him.

Right.

Like they'll let me have a passport.

Anything I can do? Whatever you need.

Well, now if you achieve distillation of subatomic particles before he does then he could come back.

I could give it a shot.

Oh, look! There's a piece that doesn't have floor on it.

- Stick to your side! - Come on, now! All right, what are we having? Oh, wait, I forgot my wrap.

Okay, wait here.

Hi, sweetie! Are you leaving? - Well - Give us a kiss.

Come on.