1. 226401 - The One With Monica's Thunder (第7季)【完整台词】

Whenever I get married Guess who won 't be asked to sing Somebody named Geller And somebody else named Bing Monica, your sweet 1 6 was like a million years ago.

Yet here you are doing it again.

I don't want to steal your stupid thunder.

Why else would you have made out with Ross? Got me.

Easy, mimey, the moment has passed.

It ain't gonna happen.

It'd be nice if I could have this night.

I never wanted any part of your night.

No one was supposed to see us.

Is that why you did it in the secret hallway, where nobody ever goes? Rachel, I've been thinking.

I don't think us getting together tonight is such a good idea.

I'm calling it off.

Way to save your dignity, my man.

Mon, why, why would I ever want to take away from your night? I don't know, maybe you feel a little resentful.

Maybe you thought you'd get married first.

Maybe you can't stand.

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that your formerly fat friend is getting married first.

Oh, wow, that-- You know what? That is so unfair.

Now I want to steal your thunder.

Come on, Ross.

Let's go have sex! I can't believe you're gonna have sex on my engagement night.

Well, somebody should.

Look, if we're gonna do this-- We're not.

She's just gonna think we are.

I see, so everybody wins.

-Who is it? -It's Monica, open up.

Okay, Ross, stop it.

Please, wait a minute.

Yeah, you like that, baby? May we help you? I wanted to say I hope you have sex, and I hope you get back together.

I warn you, the night you announce your engagement.

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I'm going to announce that I'm pregnant.

How is that ever going to happen? Do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight? -I know why.

-You don't.

-Okay, why? -Because I was sad.

What do you mean? Look, I am so.

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so happy for you guys.

But you getting married reminds me of the fact that I'm not.

I'm not even close.

Maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better.

I know that that's dumb, but you were so depressed.

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when Ross got married, you slept with Chandler.

I don't care, she slept with me.

Anyway, sweetie, I am so sorry I ruined your night.

I'm sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross.

I'm gonna take off.

-Congratulations, man.

-Thanks.

And Rachel.

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what can I say? You missed your chance.

From now on, the only person who's going to enjoy these bad boys is me.

We thought Phoebe would leave But she just stayed and stayed That's right, I'm here all night And Chandler will never get-- Hey, here's a dollar.

Consider it a deposit.

Please sing at our wedding.

Thank you.

Now who will perform the ceremony Who will perform the cer-- I'll pound on him in the morning.