1. 226401 - The One With Monica's Thunder (第7季)【完整台词】

You were always good at the.

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stuff.

I was good at the stuff? I really liked your hands.

My hands? Way to go, guys.

You were really good at the stuff too.

Oh, I know.

Hey, you know what we never did? Oh, no, not that.

We never had bonus night.

-A what? -You know, bonus night.

Two people break up, but they get back together for one night.

One night, just sex? No strings attached? Yeah, yeah, we never had that.

No.

Okay, this is getting a little crazy.

I'm sure it would be amazing.

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but I really don't think it would be a good idea.

I really.

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really.

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don't.

'Sup? 'Sup, dude? Take whatever you want, just don't hurt me.

You playing a little PlayStation, huh? That's whack.

PlayStation is whack.

'Sup with the whack PlayStation, 'sup? Come on, am I 1 9 or what? Yes, on a scale of one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look.

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you are definitely 1 9.

Come on, really.

How old? Young.

You're a man-child, okay? Now get changed, everybody's ready.

And please, please, keep my underwear.

Thanks.

You've had a lot of sex, right? When, today? Some, not a lot.

The reason I'm asking is because I had kind of a-- I was unable to-- I really wanted to, but I couldn't-- There was an incident.

Don't worry about that, man.

That happens.

-It's happened to you? -Yeah, once.

-Well, what'd you do? -I did it anyway.

Phoebe, come on, let's go.

Come on.

Why aren't you dressed yet? I wrote the best song for your wedding.

Check this out.

If you get ready now, you can play.

-Really?! -Yes.

That's so exciting! Thanks, Mon.

But if you touch my guitar again, I'll have to pound on you a little bit.

Fair enough.

Get ready.

I'll get everybody.

Finally we can start celebrating my-- I'm sorry, apparently I opened the door to the past.

Okay, Monica, Mon.

Okay, what you just saw-- Can I ask you just a little question? Why tonight? I waited my whole life to be engaged.

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and unlike some, I only plan on doing this once.

Maybe it's selfish, I'm sorry, but I hoped tonight could just be about that.

But it is just about that.

Now it's about you getting back together.

See, you kind of stole my thunder.

We did not steal your thunder.

We are not getting back together.

Yeah, no, and you know what? Nobody even saw.

That's true.

-We just kissed.

-It was just a kiss.

You guys kissed?! What does this mean?! Are you back together? Can I sing at your wedding? Thunder being stolen.

-Phoebe, it's nothing.

-Let's not make a big deal of this.

It was a one-time thing.

It doesn't even matter.

Oh, my God.

I cannot believe you guys are talking about this.

Problems in the bedroom are between a man and woman.

All right? Now, Chandler is doing the best he can.

I don't think that's what they were talking about.

What a great night.