9. 225559 - The One Where Ross Got High (第6季)【完整台词】

I told you it was Chandler.

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who was smoking the pot but.

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it was me.

I'm sorry.

It was you? Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys.

Ross did.

Well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing.

Monica did! Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year! Monica and Chandler are living together! Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again! I love Jacques Cousteau! I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle! I want to go! That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds.

All right.

Joey, if you want to leave, just leave.

Rachel, no, you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle.

It did not taste good.

Phoebe, I'm sorry.

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but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead.

Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact.

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that you're in an important relationship is beyond me.

And we kind of figured about the porch swing.

Ross.

Drugs? Divorced again? What happened, son? I got tricked into all those things.

Chandler, you've been Ross' best friend all these years.

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stuck by him during the drug problems.

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and now you've taken on Monica as well.

Well, I don't know what to say.

You're a wonderful human being.

-Thank you! -No.

Thank you! Monica and Ross, I don't know what I'm gonna do about the two of you.

I'll talk to them.

You guys, it was bananas.

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cream and beef! I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn't feel bad.

Well, actually, I didn't eat mine.

It's still in the bathroom.

No, I ate that.

And we left ours in Monica's bedroom.

Nope, got it and got yours too.