9. 225559 - The One Where Ross Got High (第6季)【完整台词】

This is so good that I'm gonna go enjoy it on the balcony.

So that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert.

I've gotta call my friend.

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and tell her how good this is from Monica's room.

I'll help dial.

I'm gonna go into the bathroom.

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so I can look at it in the mirror as I eat it.

What was that all about? Does it not taste good? -Let me try it.

-No, no! All gone! So good.

Maybe Chandler has some left.

It tastes like feet.

I like it! Are you kidding? What's not to like? Custard, good.

Jam, good.

Meat, good.

So a bird just grabbed it.

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and then tried to fly away with it.

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and then just dropped it on the street? If it's any consolation, before the bird dropped it.

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he seemed to enjoy it.

Rachel, come here.

I was taking my Thanksgiving nap and I had another dream.

-Do I want to hear this? -I don't know, let's see.

I dreamt we were getting married.

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and he left because he had to go fight a fire.

So I went to a nightclub and I saw him making out with a girl.

Oh, my God, he dream-cheated on you! But then Jacques Cousteau came.

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and he kicked his ass for betraying me.

So cool! Then he took me diving and introduced me to his sea horse.

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who was coming on to me.

Please, that is not gonna happen.

Boy, I'm glad I wore the big belt today.

Five minutes ago, a line like that would have floored me.

But now, nothing.

Well, not nothing.

I am still a woman.

Ross? Let's go.

Oh, yeah.

About telling Mom and Dad.

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I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.

That's it.

You've had your chance.

Mom, Dad.

Ross smoked pot in college.

You are such a tattletale! Mom, Dad.

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you remember that time you walked in my room.

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and smelled marijuana? Yes.