9. 225559 - The One Where Ross Got High (第6季)【完整台词】

Oh, I am.

-If you don't tell them, then I will.

-Okay.

Fine.

Ross, can I talk to you for a second? Can it wait? I have to tell my parents something.

No, it can't? Okay.

We have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.

What? What is with everybody? It's Thanksgiving, not.

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Truth Day! Look, when everyone eats that banana-meat thing.

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they'll all make fun of her.

Do you want that? We'll just get everyone to act like they like it.

That way, no one makes fun of her.

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and we still get to go to sweet potato pie.

Dude, they're not objects.

Just kidding.

I'll talk to them.

You distract her.

Hey, Rach, can I talk to you outside for a sec? Okay.

What's up, Ross? So.

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Thanksgiving.

The holiday season is upon us.

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you look nice today.

-Oh, no.

No, Ross, don't do this.

-What? I don't think us getting back together is a good idea.

I thought this might happen today.

I know the holidays can be rough.

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and it's probably hard for you to be alone right now.

You're alone.

No, I live with Phoebe.

I mean, you're alone-alone.

And it's just not the time for us.

I'm sorry.

Oh, well.

Can't blame a guy for trying.

And if anyone needs help pretending to like it.

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I learned some things in acting class.

Try rubbing your stomach.

Or saying "Mmm.

" Smiling.

I'm not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.

Rachel, there you are.

Let's serve that dessert already! Joey, you have to stop rushing me.

You don't get any dessert.

Really? No, just kidding.

I would never do that to you.

Okay, everybody, it's trifle time.

So, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isn't it? -It sure is.

-Wow.

So did you make it with beef or eggplant? -Beef.

-I can't have any.

I don't eat meat.

Monica, I want you to have the first taste.

Really? Wait, you only got whipped cream.

You gotta take a bite with all the layers.

You dropped a pea.

Well? It's good.

Really? How good? It's so good that I feel selfish.

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about being the only one who's eating it.

I think we should have everyone taste how good it is.

Especially Ross.