9. 225559 - The One Where Ross Got High (第6季)【完整台词】

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then beef sautéed with peas and onions.

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then a little bit more custard.

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then bananas and then I put whipped cream on top.

What was the one right before bananas? The beef.

Yeah, that was weird to me too.

But then I thought, "Well, there's minced meat pie.

" That's an English dessert.

These people just put strange things in their food.

Can I borrow rum from your place? Yeah, sure.

While I'm gone, don't you sneak a taste.

Beef in a dessert? No, no, no.

There is no way.

I know.

And only one layer of jam? What is up with that? Oh, my God.

The pages are stuck together.

Chandler! Oh, my God.

She made half an English trifle and.

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half a shepherd's pie! Man, now she's gonna start all over.

We're never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the New World.

No, no, we will.

We just won't tell her she messed up.

Just let her serve the beef-custard thing? Yeah.

It'll be like a funny Thanksgiving story.

Vomiting stories are funny, I guess.

Joey.

God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees.

Did it make you want to walk around in your underwear? No.

Still not hot enough! Rachel.

Okay, look at him.

Look at those strong hands.

Oh, what I wouldn't give to be that can of condensed milk.

Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.

Thank you.

I just bought it.

Yes, well, it's very beautiful and it's cream-colored and tight and.

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I don't mean tight.

It's not tight.

Not that I was looking at.

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What's the matter with him? I think he's stoned again.

What? I need to talk to you.

I think I might know why my parents don't like you.

Why? Okay, remember we were young.

Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom.

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and my parents walked in and smelled it.

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so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.

Why did you do that? I don't know.

Yours was the first name that popped into my head.

I didn't think it'd matter.

How could it not matter? How was I to know we'd be friends after college.

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and you'd be living with my sister? What about all that "friends forever" stuff? I don't know.

I was all high.

Mom and Dad sent me to find out if you were trying to get Ross stoned.

Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college, and he blamed it on me! I can't believe you! We haven't told them we're together because they hate me, so fix this.

Okay, okay, I'll tell them it wasn't Chandler who got high.

Now, who should I say it was? You! It's not like it's a big deal.

You don't still do it or anything.

All right.

Now, who should I say tricked me into doing it? Dad, please don't pick your teeth out here.

And if you're gonna put your feet up-- Leave him alone! Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me when I told you that Janine's friends are dancers? And that they're gonna be drinking a lot? No, I did.

But tell me again because it's so romantic.

You're whipping so slow.

Do it faster! I don't want to make any mistakes! If I screw it up, everybody's gonna be like: "Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?" Just let me worry about making it, and you just worry about eating it.