9. 225559 - The One Where Ross Got High (第6季)【完整台词】

Okay, great.

Bye.

Guess who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner? Sidney Poitier? I miss Rachel.

My parents.

Great, they haven't seen the place since I moved in.

If you could not mention that we live together, that'd be great.

I was thinking we'd eat around 4.

Why can't I tell them we live together? They don't know we're dating.

Should we eat in the kitchen? Why haven't you told them? Well, I was going to.

I really was.

But then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didn't.

Why not? Wouldn't they be happy? So, dinner in the kitchen around 4.

I'll see you then.

Why wouldn't they be happy? Well, because.

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mainly.

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they don't like you.

-I'm sorry.

-What? Why? Why? Maybe because you used to be aloof.

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or that you're sarcastic or that you joke around.

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or that you throw your clothes on the couch.

Is this why they don't like me or you don't like me? I know I should have told them.

I shouldn't care what they think.

I'm sorry.

It'll be okay because when they come over, I will be charming.

I will make them love me, then we'll tell them.

Will that work? I can be pretty charming, babe.

I won you over, didn't l? I don't think you'll ever get my parents that drunk.

The One Where Ross Got High Gelula/SDI Hey.

Oh, good, Ross.

Your parents like me, right? Yes, of course they like you.

Monica told me they don't.

Yeah, they don't like you.

Do you know why? Maybe it's because you're sarcastic or maybe it's because you-- If people don't know, they shouldn't just guess! Another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for.

Maybe I give thanks for you shutting up, huh? Maybe I give thanks by taking my PlayStation to my place.

Maybe I love you.

Hey, guys.

No, I don't want to play video games, Joey! Are you guys going to Chandler's for Thanksgiving? Yeah, why? Me and my friends are doing Thanksgiving uptown.

I thought you might like to come.

For real? You should go to Chandler's.

None of us can cook.

We'll just drink all day.

We go to yours! We have to stop across the hall because it's my sister.

But, you know, actually, growing up with a sister was nice.

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because it helped me understand women.

Yeah, you should tell your friends that.

Okay.

How you got three women to marry you, I'll never know.

Pheebs, check it out! For my dessert.

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I'm making a traditional English trifle.

Wow.

That sounds great! And what are you making, Monica? In case Rachel's dessert is so good that I eat all of it.

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and there's none left for anybody else! Nothing.

Nothing? No, sweetie.

I trust you.

If I mess this up, there's nothing else for dessert? You won't mess it up.

I love that.

You really have faith in me.

Thank you.

Question: How do you know when the butter is done? It's done about two minutes before it looks like that.

-The food smells great, Mon.

-And the place looks so nice.

-Hey, happy Thanksgiving, everybody! -Happy Thanksgiving! -Well, this has been great.

-See you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where you going? We did say we'd stop by this little thing Joey's roommate is having.

Oh, Janine, the really hot dancer girl? Some would say she's attractive, yes.