8. 225558 - The One With Ross's Teeth (第6季)【完整台词】

Phoebe, what am I gonna do? The only thing you can do.

Sleep with him.

I'm not gonna sleep with him.

I mean, I could, but I wouldn't.

Sleep with Kenny.

-That wouldn't help me.

-Oh, yes, it would.

I've had a really good time tonight.

I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.

Me neither.

I've had a really good time too, you know.

Are you gonna eat that bread? I just like the smell.

You make me laugh.

Would you like to move to the couch? Maybe I'll just turn down the lights a little? How about all the way? Okay.

Wow, cool poster.

Or should I say, "groovy poster"? So.

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where were we? Are those your teeth? You can see them, huh? Yes.

They're insanely white.

I did that for you.

What's the matter with you? What's the matter with me? You've got a black light.

It's 1 999! Oh, good.

Kim, hi.

Hi, Rachel.

I wanted to ask you, have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? What am I thinking? Of course you have.

Okay, look.

I'm sorry that I lied to you before.

You were right.

Ralph and I were an item, but we're not anymore.

Oh, really? Yeah, he dumped me.

He said, "Rachel, I can't do this.

Even though you're a very, very.

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very beautiful woman.

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I can't do this.

I'm married and I'm sorry.

" But he said, "And you will never get promoted.

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especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog.

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in the Ralph Lauren machine.

" You expect me to believe-- -Hi, Ralph.

-Hi, Kim.

Oh, my God.

He gave you the coldest look I've ever seen.

It's like he hates you! Then it is true! Of course it's true.

And it hurts so bad.

Oh, honey, come here.

Oh, it'll be okay.

We've all been there.

You and Ralph? Kenny the copy boy.

-I need to talk to you.

-What's the matter? You upset? We gotta get rid of all this girlie stuff in here.

I gotta be a man! The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? That's the way it has to be.

I'll just put it all in my room.

Good.

Great.

Thanks for being so understanding.

I didn't want to make a big deal out of this.

But you could put the picture of the famous baby in my room.

I mean, if you want to.

Okay.

And maybe the watering can there.

Sure.

And a couple of these little tiny boxes.

Joey, do you want me to put it all in your room? Okay.