8. 225558 - The One With Ross's Teeth (第6季)【完整台词】

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do kind of a "man" thing.

You go over to Joey's and.

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drink some beer and hammer up some dry wall.

When guys hang out, they don't just drink beer and hammer up dry wall.

When girls hang out, we don't have pillow fights in our underwear.

I'm sorry.

We do.

I don't know why I said that.

Hey, Chandler.

Come on in.

We're knitting potholders.

No, thanks, Josephine.

Ross, I was wondering if-- Oh, my God! Where are all the men? -Hi, Kim.

-Hi, Rachel.

Remember what happened yesterday? Well, it didn't happen.

You didn't cancel the fabric order? Okay, two things didn't happen.

Remember I told you someone made out with Ralph Lauren? Well, it turns out that's not true.

It's not true? That's interesting.

Because I checked.

Only one keycard was used to access the copier.

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yesterday during lunch, and that keycard belonged to you.

You think I made out with him? Listen to me.

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sleeping with Ralph is not gonna get you my job.

I don't want your job.

I don't.

This is a mistake.

I didn't make out with him.

Nobody made out with him.

I didn't use my keycard yesterday.

I don't even know how to use my keycard.

-Hi, Ralph.

-Hi, Kim.

Yeah.

Nothing happened.

You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.

After that, what could I do except become a chef? Soon, I hope to open my own restaurant.

You're a really great listener.

Most guys I go out with, they talk and talk.

It's like, "Shut your mouth.

" You know? I've been talking too much.

Why don't we talk about you? Come on, I want to know.

Okay.

I'm from Long lsland.

I came to the city for college.

I have a 5-year-old son, and in my spare time.

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I like to read spy novels.

But let's talk more about you.

If you sear the stems of the flowers first in a frying pan.

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your arrangement will look fresh much longer.

Joey, that is such a great tip! Monica, I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.

Okay, but I'm gonna teach you how to make a bird feeder.

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out of a pine cone and some peanut butter.

I love birds.

What is the matter with you? -What? -You're arranging flowers! You got dead flowers! You've got a picture of a baby dressed like flowers! This is not Joey! Look, I am still Joey, okay? Flowers, they're just nice to look at.

And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist of a famous baby.

You're turning into a woman.

No, I'm not.

Why would you say that? That's just mean.

Now I've upset you? What did I say? It's not what you said.

It's the way you said it.

Oh, my God! I'm a woman! So now she thinks that I made out with him to get her job.

-Why didn't you just tell the truth? -I did.

She doesn't think anyone would confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.

What if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? What if Kenny hired that Ralph guy to be the pretty front man, huh? Did she ever think of that? You were with Kenny today.

Just for a second.