8. 225558 - The One With Ross's Teeth (第6季)【完整台词】

It's clean.

It feels different.

It's dry.

All right, I can make my peace with the clean, dry towels.

Also what is with these chips you bought? It's potpourri.

You're supposed to smell it.

Well, that's like summer in a bowl.

Kim, hi.

I handed in that marketing report, and I never got to hear what you thought.

I didn't read it.

The spring line's really gonna be great this year, huh? I hear Ralph Lauren fooled around with someone in the copy room.

Tell me everything.

Hey, guys.

What's up? You know.

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Oh, my God.

What happened to your teeth? I whitened them.

Really? What do you think? I think I shouldn't look directly at them.

Come on, seriously.

-They're really, really, really white.

-What was wrong with your old.

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human teeth? I did leave the gel on a little longer than it said to.

-How much longer? -A day.

Tonight is your date with Hillary.

I know.

That's why I did it.

Are they really that bad? You'll be fine.

Hillary's blind, right? She will be after tonight.

Oh, Rach.

Do you notice anything--? Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside.

You guys are never gonna believe this.

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but Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren.

-What? -Oh, my God! She ran into him at my office, and they just made out.

The craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because.

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it's the best gossip she's heard all year.

I am proud of all my friends today.

I can't believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren.

I'm so jealous! Hi, I'm Chandler, your live-in boyfriend.

Chandler, please.

Come on.

Look at him.

Well, I am no woman, but that is one tasty dish.

Here.

Who's the silver fox? That is your make-out buddy.

Don't you recognize him? Oh, wait.

"Phoebe, I love you.

Kiss me, please.

" That's not Ralph Lauren.

It sounds like him, though.

What? Ralph doesn't look like that guy.

He's young, and he's got long hair and a beard and a Hacky Sack-- Oh, my God.

That's not Ralph Lauren.

That's Kenny the copy guy! What? I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren.

If she finds out that I lied to her, she'll hate me even more.

Phoebe! Why would the copy guy say he's Ralph Lauren? To get you to make out with him! This will make them look less white.

Nope.

Colors that don't work are.

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blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange and purple.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

The date starts in an hour.

Maybe if your skin was lighter, your teeth wouldn't look so bright.

Oh, great! So all I need to do is get some new skin.

Thank you.

If we put just a little bit of makeup on you-- Whoa! We're not 1 3 anymore.

This is the only thing left that has a shot at working.

Won't she notice I have makeup on? Half the guys out there have makeup on.

What? Half the people-- I mean-- Just try it and see.

I am not putting on makeup.

Hello? Ross, could you put up some of these flyers for me? No! Demon! Demon! Our drawers will smell nice, and we didn't waste these pantyhose.

God forbid we throw out old underwear.

You know what? I'm gonna go over to Joey's.

We've got to organize the wrapping paper.

I've really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today.

In fact, we're two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple.

This has been a girlie day.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

I just feel like I need to be in a "guy" place.