Hi, my name's Chandler.
I just moved in next door.
Would you like to battle me in a post-apocalyptic world.
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for control of the galaxy's last remaining energy source? Sure, neighbor! Come on in! Is Janine around? She's at dance class.
Can I check my room? Don't go through her stuff.
She gets really mad.
Oh, my God! It's like a guy never lived in here.
You gotta be careful.
This girl thing is dangerous.
It's spreading.
It is? Is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch? Is that your tiny little box that's too small to put anything in? Okay, this is not good.
You are a guy, okay? This is a "guy's" place.
Soon, you'll be soaking your fingers in stuff.
-You're right.
I'll talk to her.
-Talk to her.
Be a man! -I'm a man.
-Defend yourself! We have to hem the new dust ruffle.
Be right there, sweetums.
Totally different situation.
The One With Ross' Teeth Gelula/SDI Hey, guys.
-How was breakfast with Hillary? -Okay.
She's still depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend.
Is this Hillary, your hot assistant chef, Hillary? The one that stares at me when I come in? The one who looked at you once because you got in her way.
Still, I could tell.
She was into me.
Why don't you set us up? Are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress? Rachel? I'm making up flyers to try to get new massage clients.
Can I come to Bloomingdale's and use the copier? Sure, but they might think it's weird since I don't work there anymore.
Oh, my God! What happened? I got a job at Ralph Lauren.
Well, that's great! Congratulations! A year ago.
You've lasted all year! Good for you.
You could still use the copier where I actually work.
But come by at lunch so my boss doesn't see you.
Kim will freak out.
She doesn't like me.
-I don't think my boss likes me.
-I don't think mine likes me.
Maybe it's a universal thing.
Maybe because you're all hanging around here at 1 1 :30 on a Wednesday.
Let's head off to work.
-Thank you.
-Sure.
You will not believe this.
I was making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in.
Oh, my God.
Did you talk to him? A little.
He seems really nice.
-Good kisser.
-What? What? -You kissed him? -Totally.
Phoebe, are you serious? He came in and introduced himself.
The next thing I know, we're making out! Phoebe, you do know he's married? Phoebe.
I'm supposed to ask every guy I make out with if he's married? No, yeah, I should.
Hey, Joey.
Can I talk to you for a second? There's a kid in this picture.
Do you know this kid? ls it a relative? No.
I just thought it was cute.
That's what I was afraid of.
Okay.
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I really want you to feel at home here, but.
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some of this new stuff, it's too girlie.
Like what? Like this.
Pictures of cute babies we don't know.
We can't have that.
Joey, it's Anne Geddes.
She's a famous artist.
I don't know this baby.
I don't know if she's a famous artist or not.
I don't want to be a jerk, but you're changing too much around here.
I'm sorry.
I wanted to make the place a little nicer.
But it's too much stuff.
You know, you got the candles and the "foofy schmoofer" thing here.
Over here, you got a picture of a watering can.
I just thought-- I'm sure it's a famous watering can.
But come on.
And what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom? It's a curling iron.
Well, that's okay then.
Okay, my towels, for instance.
I come into the bathroom.
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and my towel is not on the floor, where I keep it.
It's up here on some hook.
And it smells different.
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