7. 225557 - The One Where Phoebe Runs (第6季)【完整台词】

and you walked up to that girl you liked and talked.

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about the lrish potato famine? What about you? You weren't so hot either.

After everything he said, he'd go-- Monica doesn't like that either.

I should stop doing that.

Girls don't like it when I start talking about science.

That's not specific to girls.

This is great.

What else? They don't like you correcting their grammar.

And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny.

They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you.

-Man, I am so lucky I have Monica.

-I'm never gonna find love again.

-Can I talk to you for a second? -Sure.

Phoebe, I just wanted to say I'm sorry, okay? I handled the situation horribly.

And I should not have lied to you.

So what should you have done? I should have told you the truth.

Which is? Well, the reason I didn't want to go running with you is.

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because.

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the way that you run is just a little.

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-So? -It's embarrassing.

People were looking at us like we were crazy.

-Why do you care? -Because they're people! People you don't know and will never see again.

Yes, but still they are people.

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with eyes.

I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss.

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But okay.

I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you.

Okay.

You're uptight.

What? I am not uptight.

I am not uptight, man.

That's okay.

I'm not judging you.

That's just who you are.

I'm more free, you know.

I run like I did when I was a kid.

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because that's the only way it's fun, you know? Didn't you ever run so fast you thought your legs would fall off.

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Iike when you were running towards the swings or running away from Satan? The neighbor's dog.

Is this in the right place? Who cares? I repel women.

You can't come in here! Ross is naked! I couldn't say I was naked, because she's allowed to see me naked.

Why does anyone have to be naked? Why is Ross naked? I had to show Chandler something.

Naked? I guess I have.

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a "guy" problem.

Is it the same thing Chandler had? We'll get everything squared away, and you can come back later! There's still some of Chandler's medicine in the bathroom.

-Bye.

-Bye! Thank God.

Dude, what'd you have? We have no time, okay? We must focus.

We've got to get everything back into its original place.

The photo album! There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album.

We just match everything to the pictures! That's perfect! That's brilliant! What'd you have? I've got some beer for you.

Don't you mean "for whom"? Sure.

I was gonna order some pizza.

You wanna share one? Pizza? It's not like I never had that before.

Is something wrong? All right, all right.

Let's just get this out in the open, okay? You're hot.

I'm lovable.

Clearly, there's a vibe going on between us.

But we're roommates.

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