5. 225555 - The One With Joey's Porsche (第6季)【完整台词】

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naturally pass through his system in seven years.

-I think that's gum.

-I'm pretty sure it's gun.

This really hurts.

Let's go.

But no! A real man wouldn't just run to the hospital.

No! What would Krog do? Why isn't that valet back with my Porsche? Maybe because you've got the keys? -That was totally your fault.

-My fault? You threatened the judge.

You ripped the paper out of the court reporter's machine! That was the only way I could get him to stop typing! Hi.

How are the Gellers? Don't call us that.

The judge wouldn't let us get an annulment.

Now we gotta get a divorce! Did a Porsche throw up on you? It's "Porsche-a" ! Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe, right? I'm gonna take that spit bubble as a "Yeah, I do! " Let's get rid of this dirty diaper.

I'll set you up with a clean one.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to scare you.

I just have to clean that up.

Because, let's face it, we're at Monica's.

I broke it.

All right.

Well, that's just the way things go.

Okay.

Good.

Why are there only two of you? Where's Leslie? Well, you can't answer.

Leslie? Where are you, Leslie? Now would be a good time for your first words.

Well, look at you! You are a little bit mischievous.

My gosh! Oh, you're a lot mischievous.

Well, it'll dry.

You sit with your brother and sister now.

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who aren't there.

How do you feel? Let's just say, Krog will be equipped to destroy the universe again.

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in 1 2 to 1 4 hours.

I totally took care of the babies all by myself.

I fed them, bathed them and put them to bed.

And protected them from a tornado? Oh, my God! I know.

The babies are asleep.

Phoebe, what happened here? I did it.

I took care of the babies all by myself.

-But my apartment! -Was the setting of Phoebe's triumph.

But the mess! Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies.

You're right.

I shouldn't freak out.

This is what it'll be like when we have babies.

When's that? Phoebe, look at this mess! Honey, thank God you're home.

I was getting worried.

I picked up the divorce papers.

I've already signed everything.

I put little X's where you need to sign.

Little X's.

Great! That makes up for everything.

You know, you've done a lot of stupid stuff too, okay? Name one stupid thing that is as stupid as this one.

How about you flew to London to stop my wedding? You told me you loved me after I was married.

Wait, that was different.

I did those things because I was in love with you.

Right.

You're right.

That's very different.

So let's just sign the papers.

What? Nothing.

Okay, can we just sign, please? Congratulations.

Okay, wait, Ross.

Wait a minute.

I kind of have a little confession.

What? Well, you know, this whole marriage thing.

Kind of my idea.

Excuse me? Remember how we were too drunk to remember anything when we were married? I didn't really wanna say anything, but it just kept coming back to me.

We were in the casino, and you thought it'd be funny to eat a lot of grapes.

And I thought it would be funnier if we got married.

So, as a compromise, we decided first to get married and then.

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to eat a lot of grapes.

Sorry I got us into this whole thing.

So then if you think about it.

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this is all your fault.

Yeah, don't push it, though.

I gotta say.

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