4. 225554 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance (第6季)【完整台词】

No, we can go together.

Just don't wait too long, because I'm out of here sometime before Friday.

But I don't want to die.

It'll be fun.

We'll come back and haunt these guys! -Give me them! -No, they are mine! -You stole them from me! -You stole them from me! Give me them! Just wanna each take one? Yeah, that seems fair.

We never use them.

Look, I really need some help, okay? Why did I have to speak in a British accent? What do I do? Why don't you phase it out? Yeah, phase the accent out.

People will think you're adjusting to life in America.

Come on.

No one will even notice.

They're probably not even listening to you.

They're not listening to me? Of course they're listening to you.

Everybody listens to you.

Monica, do you think I should try this phasing-out thing? I think you look fine.

Whenever you're ready.

Hey, Timmy.

I've got a surprise.

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for you.

Hold it.

I'm sorry.

The surprise is a new swing set.

If you could play it less intense.

Oh, yeah.

Sure, no problem.

Just hold on one second.

Hey, Timmy.

I've got a surprise for you! Oh, my God! So that's why I feed my dog Purina One.

Pick up a bag today.

-That's where you pick up the bag.

-Exactly.

The line is, "Pick up a bag," so you need to pick up the bag.

Or I could just point to it.

Purina One.

Point to a bag today.

I didn't get it, did l? Joey Tribbiani.

I'm here to audition for "Man.

" You mean "Dying Man.

" -Do it one more time.

-Really? Really? Okay.

Hello, Ross? This is Dr.

McNeely from the Fake Accent University.

We'd like you to come onboard full-time! Listen to this! My reading was wrong.

I'm not going to die.

Really? How do you know? My psychic is dead! She must have read the cards wrong.

I'm sorry.

Better her than me.

Hey, let's bake cookies! Listen, I'm really glad you got the part.

Are you sure you can do this? And thanks for coming with me.

And thanks again for helping me take a shower.

Now, is that "never talking about it again"? We're ready for you.

This is Alex.

He'll be playing your son.

Hi, Alex.

As you can see, my hands are not in my pants.

All right, Alex.

Now, when Joey says his line.

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"Take good care of your mama, son," that's your cue to cry.

Got it? All right, let's do this.

Scene five, take one.

And action! Take good care of your mama, son.

Take good care of your mama, son.

Come on, son.

Your mama's good people.

Cut! Alex, remember, you're supposed to cry.

Can you cry for us this time? All right.

From the top.

Scene five, take two.

Take 36 is up.

Let's try this again.

You ready, Joe? One thing, is it all right if I scream.

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right up until you say, "Action"? Sure.

-Action! -Take good care of your mama, son.

Cut! I'm sorry.

Why don't you lift up your shirt? Take a look at this, kiddo.

We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras! -Hello, is Ross there? -No, he's not.

Can I take a message? Yes, this is Russell, Ross ' divorce lawyer.

Since I haven't heard from him, I assume he's giving the marriage a try.

Ross got married again? All right, keep going.

We are phasing the accent out.

Phasing it out.

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