4. 225554 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance (第6季)【完整台词】

You've always been my agent.

Really? Oh, well, no harm no foul.

Look, you gotta get me some work.

I lost my health insurance.

All right, first thing we gotta do: damage control.

-Why? -Well, I think.

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someone out there.

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may have been bad-mouthing you all over town.

The bastard! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow.

And I'll have my health insurance back in no time.

That's great, but shouldn't you be on the toilet right now? What's wrong with you? Nothing.

I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before.

And then I passed out.

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and I haven't been able to stand up since.

But I don't think it's anything serious.

This sounds like a hernia.

Go to the doctor.

No way.

If I go to the doctor, it'll be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! That's a hernia.

Why'd I have to start working out again? Damn you, 1 5s! The lecture doesn't end for 1 5 minutes.

-We can sneak in and watch.

-Good.

Oh, hey, look! There's some Kappa Kappa Deltas.

I was a Kappa.

Hey, sisters! Wow, we really are bitches.

Right.

So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory.

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he made a startling discovery.

What he believed to be igneous was, in fact, sedimentary.

Imagine his consternation when-- Oh, bloody hell.

What the hell are you doing? Look, I was nervous.

You guys had me all worried I was gonna be boring.

I got up there and they were all, like, staring at me.

I opened my mouth and this British accent just came out.

Yeah, and not a very good one.

Will you, please.

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? Dr.

Geller? Kurt Rathman.

I'm a paleontology professor here.

Do you have a moment to talk about your lecture? I'm sorry, I've got plans with my sister.

Monica Geller.

Right.

Will you excuse us for one moment? -What are you doing? -You can have an accent, but I can't? Top of the morning to you, laddies! Would you just please stop? Yes, yes, Bombay is very, very nice this time of year.

Hey, will you grab me a cruller? Sit down! Will you go to the hospital? Hernia operations cost.

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a lot probably, okay? Besides, it's getting darker and more painful.

That means it's healing.

Look, I'll loan you the money.

Just go to the hospital and let's just get that thing.

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pushed back in.

Thank you, but it'd take me forever to pay you back.

I don't want that hanging over my head.

Besides, when my insurance kicks in.

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I can get all the free operations I want.

I'll probably start with that laser eye surgery.

What's going on? Joey's got a hernia, but it's nothing a little laser eye surgery won't fix.

I'm telling you, if I put my hand on my stomach.

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it doesn't hurt that bad.

Hey, maybe you'll die! Chandler, I'm scared.