4. 225554 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance (第6季)【完整台词】

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subcategories.

The first of these subcategories is--" Are there naked chicks on that piece of paper? No.

Why? I never seen a guy stare so hard at something that didn't have chicks on it.

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concerning sediment flow rate.

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can be further subcategorized.

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into--" Why don't you open with a joke? Open with a joke? It's a university, not a comedy club.

Wait a minute, hold the phone.

You're not talking about Chuckles University? Come on, we're kidding.

You know what might make it less boring? Thank you.

Some visual aids.

-You know what's a good visual aid? -Don't say naked chicks.

Why not? I don't even know why I talk to you guys about it.

I'm just gonna do it on my own, with no naked chicks.

That's the way I did it till I was 1 9.

Any good mail? Something from the Screen Actors Guild.

It's probably a residual check.

Can you open it? I got.

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"Benefits lapsed.

" That's weird.

I don't remember being in a movie called Benefits Lapsed.

It's not a check.

Your health insurance expired because.

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you didn't work enough last year.

-Let me see that.

Oh, I can't believe this! This sucks! When I had insurance, I could get hit by a bus.

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or catch on fire, you know? And it wouldn't matter.

Now I gotta be careful? I'm sorry.

There's never a good time to have to.

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stop catching on fire.

All right, well.

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I guess I gotta go see my agent.

Make sure to look both ways before you cross the street.

"Make sure to look both ways before you cross the street.

" Hey, you're still alive! How are you feeling? It's so exhausting, waiting for death.

Oh, by the way, do you think you-- What are you doing? Preparing you for-- Didn't you think I was dead? Did that not come off? Yeah, scared the hell out of me.

I thought we'd lost you forever.

-You wanna lie down? -Yeah, thanks.

Can you do me a favor? Wake me up in a couple hours.

You know, if you can.

Did you take these back? I liked them so much that I bought some for myself.

They're really great, aren't they? I love them.

Nice try.

How'd the lecture go? It went great.

And I didn't need any jokes or naked chicks either.

That's great.

I'm sorry we weren't supportive before.

I knew I just had to let the material speak for itself.

Everyone's all, "Ross, you have to be funny and sexy.

" Well, I proved them wrong! And now I'm gonna pass the news on to Joey and Chandler.

-That you're not funny or sexy? -That's right! -Hey, Estelle, listen-- -Well, well, well.

Joey Tribbiani.

So you came back, huh? They think they can do better, but they all.

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come crawling back to Estelle.

What are you talking about? I never left you.