25. 225574 - The One With the Proposal (2) (第6季)【完整台词】

Coming to my work and telling me you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I don't want that! I think that's fair.

Fair? Please.

Don't even talk to me about fair.

Fair would've been you wanting to marry me then.

Or Chandler wanting to marry me now.

Believe me, nothing about this is fair.

Nothing.

-Nothing! Nothing! -It's okay.

Nothing.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I know.

I have to figure.

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some stuff, before I can.

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I understand.

Take as much time as you want.

I'll be here.

Not smoking.

Where is she? I'm not scared of you.

She's not here.

And please come in.

Scotch on the rocks.

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with a twist, on a coaster.

Monica? Okay, she was here.

But she left.

Where did she go? She said she had to think things over.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe this.

I thought you were a good guy.

Look, nothing happened.

Nothing happened? Nothing? You didn't tell her you love her? Well, all right, one thing happened.

You know what you did? My girlfriend is thinking things over.

You made my girlfriend think! Well, I'm sorry.

What's to think about? I love her.

Well, apparently I'm willing to offer her things that you are not.

I'm willing to offer her those things.

This was just a plan.

To throw her off so when I offered all these things, she'd be surprised.

If it helps, it worked very well.

It was working till you showed up, you big tree.

This isn't fair.

You had your chance with her, and you blew it! This is my chance and I won't blow it.

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because we are meant for each other.

And this has all just been one stupid mistake! I was gonna propose tonight.

You were? Yeah, I even.

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got a ring.

Did you get a ring? No, I don't have a ring.

You go get her.

And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her.

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don't let her go.

Trust me.

You know, Richard, you are a good guy.

I know.

I hate that.

-I've gotta find Monica.

-She's gone.

-What? -She had a bag and she left.

-What? -She was crying.

She said you want different things and she needs to think.

Why didn't you tell her it was a plan? I did! I told her everything.

She wouldn't believe me.

Where did she go? To her parents.

She said you shouldn't call.

But if I were you, I would.

Can't believe I ruined this.

I am so sorry, man.

You wanted it to be a surprise.

Oh, my God.

Chandler.

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