25. 225574 - The One With the Proposal (2) (第6季)【完整台词】

He's just a backup.

Hey, Monica.

Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror? It's for my boat.

Cool, huh? Yeah, it's great.

What's the matter? Talk to the captain.

Just realizing I'm in a dead-end relationship.

He's giving you a hard time? I don't want to get married tomorrow.

But I want to believe.

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we're going somewhere, that I'm not wasting my time.

-You know Chandler.

-No, I don't know Chandler.

Not anymore.

It's like something's changed.

Maybe you changed.

I didn't change.

Maybe that's the problem.

-What? -Chandler is a complex fellow.

One who is unlikely to take a wife.

Does he think I'll just wait around for nothing? Face it.

Chandler is against marriage.

And always will be.

Well, there's some people who do want to marry me.

-There are? -Yeah.

Richard.

Richard said he wants to marry you? -And Chandler says he hates marriage? -That's right.

Chandler loves marriage! You just told me he hates marriage! That he's a complex fellow who's unlikely to take a wife! That he's against marriage and always will be! You got that from what I said? -Rach.

-Hey, you.

-Come on in.

-Thank you.

I'm so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth.

Thanks.

Yeah, I really thought we'd be able to make it work.

I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

Yeah.

Love.

It's a tricky business, isn't it? I guess so.

So what do you say we make a pact? If you and I are both single by 40, we get married.

I mean, we know each other, we like each other.

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we've already slept together, so there'll be no surprises there.

No, like, "What's that?" -Oh, you want me to be your backup.

-Exactly.

Yeah.

I already have one.

-Who? -Phoebe.

Phoebe? But she just said Joey is her backup.

Oh, I don't think so.

I just spoke with her.

She said that she and Joey made a deal.

That's impossible.

We have had a deal for years.

We shook on it.

Although, believe me, she wanted to do a lot more than that.

Where have you been? I was making a coconut phone with the Professor.

Richard told Monica he wants to marry her.

-What? -I've been looking for you.

Stop messing with her! And I would have if these damn boat shoes wouldn't keep flying off! -Oh, my God! -I know! They suck! He's not supposed to ask her to marry him! I am! -I know! -What--? You know what I'll do? I'll go over there and kick his ass! Will you help me? Look, us getting our asses kicked is not a solution.

-Look, just go and find Monica.

-You're right.

I'm gonna get the ring.

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I'll go find her.

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and I'll propose! Dude! Dude! Dude! That coconut phone might be good for the boat.

Hi.

Hi.

I don't know why I'm here.

I didn't ask.

You want to come in? I don't know.

Oh, okay.

I'll just leave the door open and go sit on the couch.

Chandler is such an idiot! Drink? -Scotch on the-- -Rocks with a twist? I remember.

You still smoking cigars? No.

That's art.

If it bothers you, I can put my art out.

No, that's okay.

So, Monica.

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Iet me ask you a question.